Message from @ϟϟ✠Dan✠The✠Oracle✠ϟϟ

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that way one nice cold winter night he would snuggle up to me and purr as I patt his fat

2017-10-17 23:55:40 UTC  

*accepts fame in exchange for sex*
I was assaulted D:

2017-10-17 23:55:53 UTC  

-reese witherspoon

2017-10-17 23:56:02 UTC  

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2017-10-18 00:15:09 UTC  

tfw shitpost turns into petpost <:forsenThink:330046985061007371>

2017-10-18 00:16:35 UTC  

Dogshit post

2017-10-18 00:29:42 UTC  

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2017-10-18 00:29:48 UTC  

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2017-10-18 00:31:37 UTC  

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2017-10-18 00:34:03 UTC  

who can blame her for not wanting to downggrade....

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2017-10-18 00:34:37 UTC  

Bumbumbum

2017-10-18 00:34:39 UTC  

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2017-10-18 00:37:19 UTC  

Isn't wanting your kids to look like you instinctual? Is that why blacks have such a high abortion rate?

2017-10-18 00:59:04 UTC  

yes it is @Shmola

2017-10-18 00:59:19 UTC  

we have it from when we are born, to look towards our own people

2017-10-18 00:59:37 UTC  

its a safety mechanism to stop us trying to live with dangerous animals etc

2017-10-18 00:59:58 UTC  

its been observed in babies in testing etc, its very strong

2017-10-18 01:00:08 UTC  

zootopia is real

2017-10-18 01:00:24 UTC  

takes a lot of talmudvision and attention whoring to break from it....

2017-10-18 01:00:36 UTC  

except it is biology not crack or w.e they used

2017-10-18 01:01:08 UTC  

even rates of birth defects n shit are higher when you race mix, its brilliant

2017-10-18 01:01:16 UTC  

even nature hates coalburners

2017-10-18 01:01:55 UTC  

Yeah i heard there were recent medical issues with mixed kids getting transplants that work

2017-10-18 01:02:14 UTC  

Makes sense lol

2017-10-18 01:02:38 UTC  

if we evolved to the point we can still breed together, but not compatibly

2017-10-18 01:02:52 UTC  

mind you.... not that you ever see that reported anywhere... only when you search hard for the info caus its hidden

2017-10-18 01:03:10 UTC  

yahoo can find "conservative sources"

2017-10-18 01:03:20 UTC  

just being able to breed together does not make something the same species

2017-10-18 01:03:34 UTC  

yeah it'd be like a bunny mixing with a fox

2017-10-18 01:03:44 UTC  

A funny box.

2017-10-18 01:03:54 UTC  

horse and donkey can still produce fertile offspring (tho rare)

2017-10-18 01:04:39 UTC  

oh, that's awful, what's the survival rate of 2 fertile mules lol

2017-10-18 01:04:42 UTC  

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2017-10-18 01:06:06 UTC  

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2017-10-18 01:06:07 UTC  

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2017-10-18 01:07:37 UTC  

To be fair, you have to have a very high midi chlorian count to understand The Prequels. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the force, most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Anakin's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Sith legends, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The Prequels truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Anakin's existential catchphrase "I hate sand, It's course, rough, irritating. And it gets in everywhere," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as George Lucas's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Jar jar tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 midi chlorian points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.