be sane they said

"Jimmy's "Macho Mojito" was absolute garbage. I don't even know where to begin with how bad this drink was. It was partly because it was poorly mixed, but also the addition of vegetarian cum was... euchhhh. That's all I can describe it as. Sorry Jimmy but you're going to have a hard time finding some regular head until you start eating some meat."

needs more meaty cum

"Tony's "Jim and Tonic" tasted amazing. It was salty, and a little bit tart. Very smooth and super delicious. His smokey cum was a perfect complementary ingredient to the classic gin and tonic that we all love so much. So, thanks for the recipe Fotie; and congratulations to Tony, for having the tastiest cum of them all.
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https://giphy.com/gifs/warnerarchive-warner-archive-strange-brew-3o7qDV67vk5vYdoeVG

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/avn748/how-to-suck-your-own-dick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7KjufP58w0

captain planet returns

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/yw3zpg/roma-lgbtq-people-talk-about-the-challenges-of-facing-double-discrimination

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/ne7jm8/the-supreme-court-could-soon-protect-gay-workers-from-discrimination

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/bjmq9d/how-the-furry-community-became-a-safe-space-for-youth

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/d33xnq/all-the-cartoon-characters-from-my-childhood-were-queer

My earliest and longest-lasting gay crush from childhood came from my first viewing of Disney's Pocahontas. My romantic feelings for Pocahontas didn't start when the Native American princess kissed John Smith, but when she took a dip off the waterfall with her hot friend Nakoma. In my fantasy version of the movie, they ship John Smith back to Europe and live happily ever after with their wise lesbian adviser Grandmother Willow.

im out 4 the night bois

later gators

gn

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austria?

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stop this

varg does not approve of this degenracy

pic of me

mixtape cover ^