Message from @RedAlert

Discord ID: 364240071744028672


2017-10-02 02:12:45 UTC  

call her and start flirting saying "i have nothing else to do whiile locked in the toilet"

2017-10-02 02:17:40 UTC  

say that you seen 2 people break into jimmy johns

2017-10-02 02:17:47 UTC  

and they are trying to break into the washroom

2017-10-02 02:21:08 UTC  

Y O U G O T T A P R O B L E M W I T H C H I N E S E P E O P L E W H I T E B O I ?

2017-10-02 02:21:42 UTC  

wait a while before calling back wtf

2017-10-02 02:22:22 UTC  

call back

2017-10-02 02:29:23 UTC  

she knew

2017-10-02 02:29:25 UTC  

there is no way

2017-10-02 02:29:29 UTC  

idk

2017-10-02 02:29:51 UTC  

she probably strung it out and didnt deliver

2017-10-02 02:30:42 UTC  

maybe

2017-10-02 02:33:15 UTC  

*wheres coyote*

2017-10-02 02:34:00 UTC  

shit, home phones are still a thing

2017-10-02 02:34:12 UTC  

apparently

2017-10-02 02:34:27 UTC  

people mainly use it for home service contact though

2017-10-02 02:35:08 UTC  

(Security System, Internet etc...)

2017-10-02 02:35:24 UTC  

its alll moble

2017-10-02 02:35:37 UTC  

no one has a home phone

2017-10-02 02:35:57 UTC  

caaaalm down potato

2017-10-02 02:38:54 UTC  

NO

2017-10-02 02:40:00 UTC  

Fucking $100 of pizza showing up

2017-10-02 02:40:03 UTC  

call back to it and ask for that girl

2017-10-02 02:40:09 UTC  

For Brittany

2017-10-02 02:40:27 UTC  

so can i get the context of brittany or is she a fictional character

2017-10-02 02:40:35 UTC  

shes a person that works at jimmy johns

2017-10-02 02:40:42 UTC  

who first dealt with this bs

2017-10-02 02:40:45 UTC  

Britanny was the girl working at the Jimmy Johns

2017-10-02 02:41:02 UTC  

ive never been here before tonight and this is great

2017-10-02 02:41:08 UTC  

good crowd

2017-10-02 02:41:38 UTC  

say your still stuck in the bathroom

2017-10-02 02:41:40 UTC  

for 2 hours now

2017-10-02 02:42:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/356277817253560320/364240599433609226/Lasagna.png

2017-10-02 02:42:15 UTC  

Guys call 1-800-PHONE-SEX

2017-10-02 02:42:24 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/356277817253560320/364240675971006465/newmustard.png

2017-10-02 02:42:39 UTC  

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2017-10-02 02:42:46 UTC  

Call 1-800-PHONE-SEX

2017-10-02 02:42:49 UTC  

someone remember to call back in 40 minutes

2017-10-02 02:42:55 UTC  

if they dont close

2017-10-02 02:43:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/356277817253560320/364240864379404300/5005364_488ba6fa9ca12ce638ddfeb63aa42f5e.png

2017-10-02 02:43:17 UTC  

Lmao

2017-10-02 02:43:18 UTC  

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