Message from @🐧🐧 Pingu 🐧🐧

Discord ID: 364235634824577035


2017-10-02 01:59:36 UTC  

plus tip

@Nationalist Crusader IV bruh call a sandwhich place and see if you can order a sandwhich with just sausage, lettuce, mayo and a shit ton of salt

i call it the dick sandwhich

2017-10-02 02:00:04 UTC  

someone outside call them and ask for britteny

the sausage is the penis and the mayo with salt is the jizz

2017-10-02 02:00:14 UTC  

multiple people, ask for her to make the sandwhiches

@buster how much do you need?

the lettuce is for the vitamins

2017-10-02 02:00:29 UTC  

Nothing bruh I'm all good

2017-10-02 02:03:58 UTC  

someone act like a jew and call that place

2017-10-02 02:03:59 UTC  

super frugal

2017-10-02 02:06:09 UTC  

cmon its time to switch numbers i think

2017-10-02 02:09:24 UTC  

πŸ€”

2017-10-02 02:12:37 UTC  

someone has to use the jewish voice

call her and start flirting saying "i have nothing else to do whiile locked in the toilet"

2017-10-02 02:17:40 UTC  

say that you seen 2 people break into jimmy johns

2017-10-02 02:17:47 UTC  

and they are trying to break into the washroom

2017-10-02 02:21:08 UTC  

Y O U G O T T A P R O B L E M W I T H C H I N E S E P E O P L E W H I T E B O I ?

2017-10-02 02:21:42 UTC  

wait a while before calling back wtf

call back

2017-10-02 02:29:23 UTC  

she knew

2017-10-02 02:29:25 UTC  

there is no way

2017-10-02 02:29:29 UTC  

idk

2017-10-02 02:29:51 UTC  

she probably strung it out and didnt deliver

2017-10-02 02:30:42 UTC  

maybe

2017-10-02 02:33:15 UTC  

*wheres coyote*

shit, home phones are still a thing

2017-10-02 02:34:12 UTC  

apparently

2017-10-02 02:34:27 UTC  

people mainly use it for home service contact though

2017-10-02 02:35:08 UTC  

(Security System, Internet etc...)

its alll moble

no one has a home phone

2017-10-02 02:35:57 UTC  

caaaalm down potato

2017-10-02 02:38:54 UTC  

NO

2017-10-02 02:40:00 UTC  

Fucking $100 of pizza showing up

2017-10-02 02:40:03 UTC  

call back to it and ask for that girl

2017-10-02 02:40:09 UTC  

For Brittany

2017-10-02 02:40:27 UTC  

so can i get the context of brittany or is she a fictional character

2017-10-02 02:40:35 UTC  

shes a person that works at jimmy johns

2017-10-02 02:40:42 UTC  

who first dealt with this bs