Message from @CaptainDynamite

Discord ID: 369655884344983553


2017-10-17 01:16:05 UTC  

already been there and done that, famalam

2017-10-17 01:16:14 UTC  

@Horse WRONG, buttsecks is gross

2017-10-17 01:16:22 UTC  

buttsecks is delicious

2017-10-17 01:16:28 UTC  

It's... Super shitty.

2017-10-17 01:16:36 UTC  

i know

2017-10-17 01:16:41 UTC  

not if you clean yourself out properly

2017-10-17 01:16:43 UTC  

duh

2017-10-17 01:16:48 UTC  

im driving my parents brand new silverado in the mean time

2017-10-17 01:16:49 UTC  

this shit

2017-10-17 01:16:51 UTC  

it feels like a car

2017-10-17 01:17:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/356277817253560320/369655094498557954/unknown.png

2017-10-17 01:17:27 UTC  

beep beep

2017-10-17 01:17:33 UTC  

fuck'

2017-10-17 01:17:39 UTC  

i gotta get off my ass and buy a truck

2017-10-17 01:19:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/356277817253560320/369655614680465409/1508199784066s.png

2017-10-17 01:19:56 UTC  

so do I ever get the chance to be undeafened or is this just gonna be the thing for me now?

2017-10-17 01:20:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/356277817253560320/369655884344983552/unknown.png

2017-10-17 01:20:51 UTC  

Bruh, real talk. You're gonna turn 60 with your "life partner", find out you squandered all of your actual sexual market value on hedonistic immediate-self-gratification pleasures, and have nothing to pass to the next generation because you DON'T Have a next generation.

And you won't be able to change it. You will die miserable and alone in an empty house devoid of life, and even your body will be disposed of by the state with your "friends" either dead, or too old or busy to put together a proper funeral.

Enjoy being gay.

2017-10-17 01:21:32 UTC  

๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ

2017-10-17 01:21:41 UTC  

<:ThinkYourself:356316544734724106>

2017-10-17 01:22:10 UTC  

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2017-10-17 01:22:11 UTC  

right on time

2017-10-17 01:22:15 UTC  

@WingALingDragon you're a cute boi

2017-10-17 01:22:31 UTC  

acting as if you can dish out "real talk"

2017-10-17 01:22:44 UTC  

are you an LGBTQ Horse-kin?

2017-10-17 01:22:48 UTC  

lol

2017-10-17 01:23:17 UTC  

I don't identify with the LGBTQ-whatever the fuck - at all

2017-10-17 01:23:25 UTC  

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2017-10-17 01:23:34 UTC  

whats with the rainbow LGBTQ flag avatar my nig?