Message from @J U S T

Discord ID: 363277966920122369


2017-09-29 10:54:02 UTC  

so nothing is out the door here

2017-09-29 10:54:08 UTC  

i microwave eggs....

2017-09-29 10:54:32 UTC  

it's so much faster and easier to clean and they puff up bigger

2017-09-29 10:54:49 UTC  

I actually think there isnt much i can do for him

2017-09-29 10:54:57 UTC  

aside from death

2017-09-29 10:55:19 UTC  

*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!1!1!1!1!1*
**WHY WOULD YOU MICROWAVE EGGS?** I BET THE KID IS A DOWNIE COMMIE

2017-09-29 10:55:20 UTC  

honor killing

2017-09-29 10:55:30 UTC  

Dude imagine bein so lazy

2017-09-29 10:55:37 UTC  

you cant grab afrying pan

2017-09-29 10:55:37 UTC  

microwave eggs wtf

2017-09-29 10:55:44 UTC  

and make them in like 49 secs

2017-09-29 10:55:57 UTC  

bro is he trying to blow up your place

2017-09-29 10:56:08 UTC  

if you own a parakeet you can';t use non-stick pans and non-stick pans with eggs fucking sucks

2017-09-29 10:56:10 UTC  

I don't think eggs are meant to be in microwaves at all

2017-09-29 10:56:17 UTC  

You would think with the smell microwavng eggs gives off

2017-09-29 10:56:24 UTC  

the worst part is he didnt just think this up one day

2017-09-29 10:56:32 UTC  

his gf litearlly has autism

2017-09-29 10:56:39 UTC  

and i caught her at 3 am nukin eggs

2017-09-29 10:56:47 UTC  

OH NO

2017-09-29 10:56:50 UTC  

with his iq he prob ate the shell as well

2017-09-29 10:56:56 UTC  

ABORT ROOM MATE

2017-09-29 10:56:57 UTC  

i just washed a pain and it was right behind her right

2017-09-29 10:57:05 UTC  

you ever talk to someone you know is metally handicapped

2017-09-29 10:57:09 UTC  

i talked super slow

2017-09-29 10:57:10 UTC  

#AfterBirthAbortions4All

2017-09-29 10:57:15 UTC  

"what...are..you...doing'

2017-09-29 10:57:19 UTC  

her - making eggs

2017-09-29 10:57:22 UTC  

me -

2017-09-29 10:57:32 UTC  

'why does it smell so bad. are you microwaving them'

2017-09-29 10:57:36 UTC  

I think you their's better fish to catch myth

2017-09-29 10:57:42 UTC  

>microwaving eggs

2017-09-29 10:57:43 UTC  

wtf

2017-09-29 10:57:46 UTC  

her - 'yeah, its quicker, less mess'

2017-09-29 10:57:53 UTC  

<:PepeSmug:356316580143169536>

2017-09-29 10:57:54 UTC  

<:feelsKCHHHH:359840049933844480>

2017-09-29 10:57:57 UTC  

remember when someone literally

2017-09-29 10:58:03 UTC  

30 secds ago

2017-09-29 10:58:04 UTC  

said just that

2017-09-29 10:58:05 UTC  

is she fat by any chance

2017-09-29 10:58:10 UTC  

there you go

2017-09-29 10:58:12 UTC  

autist