lemme

lemme get you a

quick rundown

of elon musk

My balls are morbidly obese.

what the fuck

We only needed to know that once.

@VicariousJambi because conflict fuels innovation unless you're in africa

ELON IS A JEW WHO IS FUNDING ISRAEL TOMKILL THE PALESTINIANS

FUKIN DISCORD

Lmao wtf

@based medicine merchant sucks to be me.

Israel is our greatest ally

@based medicine merchant race to mars then

You're all over the map @based medicine merchant

what is a nuance

WRONG

I have never heard of nuance before

AUS IS THE USA GREATSES ALLY

(((greatest ally)))

Nice spelling?

(((Israel)))

<:tbhfam:356316888109940738>

greatses, son of ramses II

>GREATES

rothschilds bow to Elon Musk
in contact with aliens
rumoured to possess psychic abilities
control france with an iron but fair fist
own castles and banks all over the world
direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Muskingrad will be be the first city)
own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
first designer babies will be Musk Babies
Elon said to have 200+ IQ
ancient Indian scriptures tell of a single angel who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
He owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
You likely have Muskdabots inside you right now
The Musk is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
He learned fluent Russian in under a week
Nation states entrust their gold reserves with him. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Muskanoff
He is about 30 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Elon bang to the end of the universe

smh

Ha.

>bog posting

Elagabalus, wife of Poopman

is elon musk working with bogdans

yes

<:HyperThinking:356316737588690944>

@amygdala GO CHECK <#363104072363933718> TO SEE THE INFO GRAPHIC THAT PROVES MY POINT

OKAY

@!𝓐𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓮 𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷 thats all nice but i watch rick and morty so my iq is 201

The Three MuskEteers

@VicariousJambi so does elon musk tho

I watch Lain, my IQ is 34959.

@VicariousJambi so his is ***2 0 2***

shit