Morty I'm kidnapping you to go on a deadly adventure!

Chrischan lol

Fuck that faggot

morty im circumcising the entire world morty

I ran someone over in a tank but it was in self-defense

I hate circumcision

If you die I'll pick up another one of you like a dog turd, but for some reason I still need you around!

Wubalubadubdub!!!!

foreskin club

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

ebin

reddit copy pastas

jesus christ

not this shit again

someone post the bernie nugget pasta

Yeah it's pretty shitty

This got old fast tbh

what color

Are Morty pastas the best part of Richard and Mortimer?

is my soul

rainbow

I think so

red white and blue

Rick and Morty is a fucking child's cartoon

Like anime

Glory to Liberia

my soul is nigger-coloured

Anime succs

Anime is turning young people into fags

unironically

and traps

It's turning the frogs gay

like i love me some anime

phasor had an anime avi

but i watch the fighting kind

not the fucking slice of life weird shit

that shit turns you into a discord mod

jojos jiggly nigglys

Piggly Niggly

i dont watch very much anime

dood