i write w my right hand, jerk off w both hands (sometimes at the same time)

That's weirdly not the only time Ive heard that

What's with the left handed hate, man?

my grandmother showed left handed tendencies. She was forced to be right handed.

god made us to write with our right hands

Remember to clear your search history every time you wank

if you correct it early enough you can stop the devil from taking hold

@Voomy my lady is left handed.

Oh god is your answer to everything

You know how hard it is to come by a Good left handed holster?

Tell him to say it to my face

It's an old thing about being left handed

It sucks

Left handed people are not devil worshippers. That's what tards say

yea

@bam Yeah, they used to force lefty's to be righty's.

@futurestorms lefty day has already passed this year. Tell her we can discuss world domination at the next one

@Gunslinger Would it be easier to find a double holster, one that holds a gun on each hip?

They forced my mom to be a righty

Same for my mom

Left handedness is evil apparently

I usually go for ambidextrous holsters @Kandarihu

i come from a proud right handed family

If you write with your left hand I will stand with you to fight opression

They’re not the best but they work

tfw only left hander in a family of rightys

Why is there not a slur for dirty left handed folks?

Same

LEFTHANDLIVESMATTER

But after practice I can write with both hands

Am I special now

Same

I wonder if vice will write this into their article <:ThinkStare:356316814847901698>

Left-handedness means right-brain dominance, which means being more adept at creative skills, but also less adept at more rational skills.

HAHHAHA

You have to adapt to the world of righties

can't wait

my friend learned to write lefty after he broke his arm. hes in hell now

I love vice for being a bunch of liberal bitches observing things

Funny because I'm too rational for people to handle sometimes

Tfw ambi