Message from @Patziggy (Cryptide)

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2017-10-05 17:02:20 UTC  

im gonna be cool as hell when I'm old

2017-10-05 17:02:24 UTC  

If you drink the initial pour you die really quickly

2017-10-05 17:02:27 UTC  

Aaah

2017-10-05 17:02:37 UTC  

Its a different type of ethanol thats a high-concentrate poison

2017-10-05 17:02:42 UTC  

It's one of those things passed down generation to generation

2017-10-05 17:02:44 UTC  

when I retire it's gonna be nothing but weed and viagra faps

2017-10-05 17:02:46 UTC  

That's kind of sweet

2017-10-05 17:03:13 UTC  

@Voomy yeah, that’s why I’m saying it’s like a part of the culture, traditions

2017-10-05 17:03:17 UTC  

Weed and Viagra aren't a good combination for old people

2017-10-05 17:03:35 UTC  

Despite what you may think, weed increases your heart rate

2017-10-05 17:03:39 UTC  

So does Viagra

2017-10-05 17:03:42 UTC  

So yeah

2017-10-05 17:03:54 UTC  

Also fapping

2017-10-05 17:04:00 UTC  

i probably won't make it to 60 anyway

2017-10-05 17:04:01 UTC  

Triple threat

2017-10-05 17:04:04 UTC  

"Old man with raging erection found dead surrounded by joints"

2017-10-05 17:04:10 UTC  

Lmao

2017-10-05 17:04:17 UTC  

I wonder if there were any cases of old people dying because of viagra

2017-10-05 17:04:27 UTC  

of course

2017-10-05 17:04:27 UTC  

probably a lot

2017-10-05 17:04:34 UTC  

There are. Its why they have the disclaimer "Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex"

2017-10-05 17:04:46 UTC  

Their boner lasted longer than it was supposed to

2017-10-05 17:04:51 UTC  

My grandfather was PISSED when they told him it wasn't. Didn't stop him fucking for the next 20 years though.

2017-10-05 17:04:59 UTC  

@Deleted User 904fdf23 having a culture that's passed down is really nice btw

2017-10-05 17:05:00 UTC  

my bonder never last longer than 5 seconds tbh

2017-10-05 17:05:02 UTC  

What if you take so much Viagra all your blood goes into ur dick and u die

2017-10-05 17:05:04 UTC  

Why do we have so many fucking goldens?

2017-10-05 17:05:11 UTC  

Too many new ones

2017-10-05 17:05:12 UTC  

he was lucky to live another 20 years then

2017-10-05 17:05:23 UTC  

@Weissest no u xd

2017-10-05 17:05:23 UTC  

Sashka who gave you golden?

2017-10-05 17:05:26 UTC  

We have a hereditary culture where I live. I actually purchased the wrong types of chicken my first year and they all froze to death 😒

2017-10-05 17:05:29 UTC  

But u die with a giant dick

2017-10-05 17:05:31 UTC  

@Voomy it is!

2017-10-05 17:05:43 UTC  
2017-10-05 17:05:44 UTC  

That's sort of dying

2017-10-05 17:05:46 UTC  

@Weissest why does it matter to you?

2017-10-05 17:05:48 UTC  

my family has a sweet tradition of crippling drug addiction

2017-10-05 17:05:52 UTC  

😃

2017-10-05 17:05:54 UTC  

Use a cock ring instead of Viagra

2017-10-05 17:06:01 UTC  

It was a birthday present from Pefi