Don't forget

Naztrot gang whom here

I want that assignment

>you get a phone call from your kids teacher because of this
Wwyd?

Laugh my ass off

yup

Because I would have taught it to him

Remember folks, Communists aren't real people

lol

hey jews 😬 did you know 🤔 that the world 🗺 doesnt want you 😂 to be a part ‼ of its government 🇺🇸 its banks 🤑 or its culture 🎄 so how about 👌 you take your shit 💩 and go the fuck 🚨 back to hell 📥 where u 🖍 belong 💯 ok thanks 😹

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@whoisjohngalt careful, (((they))) are watching

(((elon musk)))

I once met Neil Degrasse Tyson in person. I asked him "how did you get so smart?" He replied with a chuckle and gestured for me to come closer. I approached him and he whispered in my ear "wubba lubba dub dub".

Of course, I thought. It all makes sense. Neil Degrasse Tyson got his genius from Rick and Morty. Only a true astrophysicist could understand the subtle, nuanced humour in the show. I apologized for being so foolish and he accepted my apology. He added, "I see you understood my reference. I already know you will one day be as smart as I."

Is that actually real

i made pancakes

whoa

Is that a thing

@Zachrayu kill urself

figgot

I stg feg

No but this is

please be patient u have autism

@StevePines -WA nice!

I stg m9ty

Gay

No u

is this why my NRA membership got suspended?

Lol

pls stop

the only thing rick and morty does it make u more retarded

U 🤞 gotta 👏 eat the 💩 booty 🍑 like 😉 groceries 😂

I've never watched Rick and Morty and I have a 160 iq

You might understand the humor

Goddamn.
I hate millennials more today than ever before.
You fucking lowlife, knuckledragging shitbirds.
Waiting in line at a McDonald’s for a dipping chemical sludge that you heard about in a goddamn cartoon? And then tweeting your tantrums and threatening a class action lawsuit? You suck so hard.
It’s not even “sauce.” It’s fucking petroleum, corn syrup, and some cancer causing seasoning gel coagulated into a cartoon package by slave laborers in China. You doughy, low IQ shitheels are waiting in line for a two penny box of liver cancer with a cartoon ha-ha man on the front.
I wish you assholes could organize or get half as animated over poison water/air/food, loss of civil liberties, the death of democracy, oligarchs stealing your health, eternal warfare, invasion of privacy, or that little global extinction event we’re chuckling our way through.
Fuck you all. Hard. And sideways.
And I love Rick and Morty. I just hate you.