Message from @ᛋᛋ Skeletor 卐

Discord ID: 369014481033887745


2017-10-15 06:48:55 UTC  

keep in mind these fuckers have never seen an emu

2017-10-15 06:49:00 UTC  

tbf doggo, we probably could

2017-10-15 06:49:00 UTC  

also these fuckers run FAST

2017-10-15 06:49:03 UTC  

have you seen las vegas?

2017-10-15 06:49:10 UTC  

we fuck shit up regularly just 4 fun

2017-10-15 06:49:22 UTC  

to be fair, if the entire crowd in vegas was emus, steve would have killed no one

2017-10-15 06:49:32 UTC  

yeah emus dont fuck around

2017-10-15 06:49:34 UTC  

they're quick as fuck

2017-10-15 06:49:39 UTC  

i dont know if emus like country music

2017-10-15 06:49:47 UTC  

talons*

2017-10-15 06:49:49 UTC  

just a hypothetical

2017-10-15 06:50:05 UTC  

not w that attitude

2017-10-15 06:50:06 UTC  

iirc there was a thing in the emu war documentation where an emu was killed by being hit by the truck they were using, which killed it, but the emu beforehand had taken like 6 bullets

2017-10-15 06:50:49 UTC  

billy idol makes me question my sexuality

2017-10-15 06:50:56 UTC  

Ban all discussion of the Emu war that arent historical explanations or discussions, or critiques on the strategies used.

2017-10-15 06:51:03 UTC  

i stared at an emu one time and it fuckin exploded

2017-10-15 06:51:05 UTC  

true story

2017-10-15 06:51:11 UTC  

but yeah tl;dr emu war was funny until people took it seriously and actually started thinking we deployed tactical squads against emus

2017-10-15 06:51:41 UTC  

did you guys know that in the great emu war, australia deployed tactical squads against emus and lost?

2017-10-15 06:51:48 UTC  

welp fuck

2017-10-15 06:51:51 UTC  

😄

2017-10-15 06:51:52 UTC  

never forget smash thinking you personally sent all of australias artillery against emus.

2017-10-15 06:51:52 UTC  

he's exposed the secret

2017-10-15 06:52:03 UTC  

fucking smash

2017-10-15 06:52:07 UTC  

lmao

2017-10-15 06:52:12 UTC  

get the bundy

2017-10-15 06:52:18 UTC  

imma fight this emu

2017-10-15 06:52:27 UTC  

smash is here and wants me banned for being a fascist : (

2017-10-15 06:52:32 UTC  

yeah

2017-10-15 06:52:46 UTC  

wait no, it seems he left

2017-10-15 06:52:53 UTC  

btw like a month after the emu war they offered bounties for emus and there were like 30k killed in 6 months

2017-10-15 06:53:05 UTC  

different smash

2017-10-15 06:53:07 UTC  

thats not him

2017-10-15 06:53:16 UTC  

i heard ned kelly is 50% emu

2017-10-15 06:53:27 UTC  

nah

2017-10-15 06:53:29 UTC  

cunts a fucking wallaby

2017-10-15 06:53:36 UTC  

marmite but not gay

2017-10-15 06:53:38 UTC  

starch

2017-10-15 06:53:41 UTC  

kangaroo poo

2017-10-15 06:53:49 UTC  

roo poo