true story

but yeah tl;dr emu war was funny until people took it seriously and actually started thinking we deployed tactical squads against emus

did you guys know that in the great emu war, australia deployed tactical squads against emus and lost?

welp fuck

😄

never forget smash thinking you personally sent all of australias artillery against emus.

he's exposed the secret

fucking smash

lmao

get the bundy

imma fight this emu

smash is here and wants me banned for being a fascist : (

yeah

wait no, it seems he left

btw like a month after the emu war they offered bounties for emus and there were like 30k killed in 6 months

different smash

thats not him

i heard ned kelly is 50% emu

nah

cunts a fucking wallaby

marmite but not gay

starch

kangaroo poo

roo poo

marmite but without semen and sheep blood/feces

Americams think vegimite is bad because they drown the toast in it

yeah

you don't fucking eat it like nutella

this is the decadence that capitalism yields

americans think vegemite is bad because its bad

@WeWillNeverYield its just yeast now

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you fucking spread it lightly on buttered toast

unless you're used to it

in which case

you fucking smash that shit on there

I drink vegemite

every time i see a "first time trying vegemite" video they dump like half the fucking bottle onto plain bread

Spam is unironocally the worst thing ever created.

OH

WE WOKE AGAIN