Message from @AmericaFirst

2017-10-20 23:56:52 UTC

are you insulting me

2017-10-20 23:56:55 UTC

i am australian

2017-10-20 23:56:59 UTC

i am offended

2017-10-20 23:57:07 UTC

Australians are unironically the best people on this server

Patmahn

2017-10-20 23:57:11 UTC

I don't like Germany

2017-10-20 23:57:11 UTC

how did u lose a war to Emus?

2017-10-20 23:57:16 UTC

>emu war

2017-10-20 23:57:17 UTC

2017-10-20 23:57:17 UTC

whytho

2017-10-20 23:57:19 UTC

tell them

2017-10-20 23:57:23 UTC

UHHHHHH

2017-10-20 23:57:25 UTC

FUCK

2017-10-20 23:57:32 UTC

EMU WAR WASNT A WAR YOU FUCKING MORON

2017-10-20 23:57:46 UTC

thats probably what id tell myself too

2017-10-20 23:57:47 UTC

EMU WAR WAS AN ATTEMPT TO PUT TWO GUYS ON A TRUCK AND SEE HOW MANY EMUS THEY COULD KILL

SchloppyDoggo

2017-10-20 23:57:54 UTC

such a great thread it made me cry lmfao https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/146034329

2017-10-20 23:57:55 UTC

^^^^^

2017-10-20 23:58:07 UTC

EMUS ARE FAST AND CAN TAKE UPWARDS OF FIVE BULLETS TO KILL, AND WHEN THEY ARE SCARED, THEY SCATTER IN ALL DIRECTIONS

2017-10-20 23:58:12 UTC

sounds like a brilliant strategy for the emu question

2017-10-20 23:58:35 UTC

IT WAS LITERALLY TWO GUYS IN A TRUCK WHO WERE UNDERPREPARED TRYING TO KILL EMUS

2017-10-20 23:58:47 UTC

WHEN THEY GOT THE WHOLE COUNTRY INVOLVED IT WAS MUCH EASIER

2017-10-20 23:58:54 UTC

ALSO EMUS WERE A HUGE FUCKING PROBLEM

2017-10-20 23:58:55 UTC

whytho is an honorary australian

2017-10-20 23:59:09 UTC

IT WAS DURING AUSTRALIAS GREAT DEPRESSION, AND EMUS WOULD KILL EVERYONES CROPS

2017-10-20 23:59:31 UTC

THE EMU (((WAR))) WAS DONE TO TRY AND LIMIT PEOPLE STARVING

2017-10-20 23:59:37 UTC

take a shot of cement and harden the fuck up

2017-10-20 23:59:49 UTC

so how can people with gattling guns not remove emus

2017-10-20 23:59:57 UTC

>gatling guns

2017-10-20 23:59:59 UTC

do you have autism

2017-10-21 00:00:05 UTC

dont we all

2017-10-21 00:00:10 UTC

@AmericaFirst i just explained it

2017-10-21 00:00:19 UTC

you said it was 2 people

2017-10-21 00:00:25 UTC

why wouldnt they organize more

2017-10-21 00:00:34 UTC

two fucking people with WW1-era machine guns killing birds that can take multiple bullets and which scatter in large groups

2017-10-21 00:00:37 UTC

Emus are fucking huge, and travel in packs, not only that, they are fucking fast and they cant take upwardsf of 5 bullets before they die

2017-10-21 00:00:40 UTC

they did you fucking autist

2017-10-21 00:00:49 UTC

they offered bounties for emus and like 30k were killed in 6 months

Deleted User ac5acc68

2017-10-21 00:00:51 UTC

drumpf