Message from @Tommyh117
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@Tommyh117 wasn't it partly due to Catholic vs Protestant?
Iβm killing myself lol
<:ThonkButCool:371791931044528140>
No nevermind
I am on the american diet
*cucks*
I just ate a pizza and an extra slice
And then got hungry
oof
So I ate a slice of chocolate cake
have you stopped exercising dolly
Yup
Ireland is getting a bit rowdy again
nice
Itβs sad that millions of people died because of a religion
DUP in the coalition goverment is linked to loyalist paramilitaries
hope you are doing well π
prob why
Yeah it is
My favourite part of Islam (kek) is the difference between paradise for men and paradise for women
It's legit hilarious reading up on it
So men get the typical 72 virgins
But they also get the sexual stamina of 100 men, the inability to not have an erect penis and they no longer defecate, merely sweating out unnecessary things
Depending on the hadith you read, men could have one wife, two wives or 500 wives in paradise
And up to 6500 combined women each, according to one, iirc
Women on the other hand
They become extremely beautiful
Lose the ability to be jealous
And get to stay with the final husband they were lawfully (Islamic law) married to in paradise, for ever and ever
They also get the be the head of their husbands harem
Best reward 2k17 ππ»ππ»
Also there are conflicting statements on how many women there are in heaven, since its stated that each man in heaven has at least one wife but that there are less women in heaven than men <:Thonk:362811285869559808>
That doesn't include the 72 virgins since they technically aren't earthly women but are hoori created by allah, kind of like angels
Wtf
Man allah sounds like a pretty cool guy
Sorry, the 500 wives thing was wrong. It's 500 hurs (angels from paradise kinda shit), 4000 unmarried women and eight thousand widowed women
From ihya ulum Al din, volume 4, page 430
But it also contradicts other hadiths and says you only get 7 mens worth of sexual strength