Lateral thinking is the future

the biggest lie i've told

@mew is not illegal You can do this. Selling one’s self is sucky as hell, but you need to do it. And the better you can do it, the better off you’ll be.

*insert encouraging statement here*

@futurestorms ❤

SENSE OF HUMOR. You have a GREAT sense of humor. You just used that to cut into the awkward. See, @Kraftzmann the Free sees that too

I love how those statements are literally the polar opposite of what you actually are

@cherri no im actually self-motivated and organized ok suck my butt

@cherri That’s how you get the job. Look at the people who try to employ people like us.

Be the biggest sellout you can be.

Christ, i just sent in a resume, and paid $35 to become a NIGHT janitor at a high school...so i could work alone..

*I'm a very active person*

*Physically fit*

*Personal hygiene above all else*

*I was an A-B student in high school*

i dont think thats relevant, friend :(

ok my gpa was like a 2.3 in high school wth

thats like a c ROFL

Imaginate.

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@cherri That’s it. So what, you graduated... @mew is not illegal

WNBC-TV: Suspect in NYC truck rampage left note claiming he committed attack for ISIS, sources say

@mew is not illegal What are you applying as?

ISIS: I Suck International Scrotum

@cherri idk some part time it job i got an email abt from my school

@mew is not illegal Oh fr christ sakes loli

fuggin got us at defcon 5

WOW

WHY WONT THAT POST

@futurestorms what does this mean

TRUCK OF PEACE

BURGERTOWN

Love the name.

*Truck of Peace.*

the p in islam stands for peace

We were on high alert to help you...and it was over a part time job. BUT, i hope you take the advice and it helps either way.

@futurestorms all i can have is a part time job i'm a student <:feelsbad:287330072732499968>

Work nights.

You puss.

Well, i hope it works out! 👌🏻

Pray they never catch you on ya' lies. <:FidgetSpinIt:329098292174520321>