Message from batteries in The Right Server #shitpost


2018-09-04 23:40:15 UTC  

Down the street a child cries as a hamburger gets stuck in, and climbs back up, her esophagus. You ask again for a hamburger. I refuse to reciprocate. You demand a lawyer. I remind you harshly that this is the new world order. Lawyers no longer exist. Only papillons. Your name is written on a list of sins. Blasphemy. You ask for a hamburger. The comatose pickle vanquishes your soul from this universe. Realignment occurs. You beg for a hamburger. A certain papillon's name is written on an obelisk in Egypt. Mumble. Peasants worship the obelisk. Your soulless corpse partakes in the festivity. Hamburgers are banned universally. The sun implodes. All planets cease to have ever existed. Mercury. Venus. Earth. Mars. Jupiter. Saturn. Uranus. Neptune. Pluto is the only mass in existence. Conveniently, you are on vacation here. Your need for hamburgers re-establishes space-time. Earth is recreated under your intergalactic rule. Hamburgers are your army. You wake up. Clowns. Clowns everywhere. Your dream rushes to meet you. You are kidnapped. You ask for a hamburger. They hand you a hotdog.

2018-09-05 00:11:42 UTC  

It's been more than a year and people are still falling for this

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2018-09-05 00:14:28 UTC  

mexican jewish white supremacist

2018-09-05 00:15:07 UTC  

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2018-09-05 00:58:30 UTC  

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2018-09-05 01:46:57 UTC  

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2018-09-05 01:46:58 UTC  

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2018-09-05 01:47:02 UTC  

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2018-09-05 01:47:04 UTC  

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2018-09-05 01:47:06 UTC  

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2018-09-05 01:47:09 UTC  

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2018-09-05 01:47:13 UTC  

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2018-09-05 01:47:14 UTC  

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2018-09-05 02:34:28 UTC  

joke's on you, i don't have a minecraft account

2018-09-05 02:34:31 UTC  

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2018-09-05 02:35:54 UTC  

It’s only 25 dollars

2018-09-05 02:35:58 UTC  

Worth every penny

2018-09-05 02:48:24 UTC  

>not getting one when they were $5

2018-09-05 02:48:25 UTC  

losers

2018-09-05 02:54:37 UTC  

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2018-09-05 03:06:50 UTC  

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2018-09-05 03:23:12 UTC  

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2018-09-05 05:35:43 UTC  

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2018-09-05 06:05:29 UTC  

can anyone confirm that message sent

2018-09-05 06:06:42 UTC  

holy shit

2018-09-05 06:06:43 UTC  

just stop

2018-09-05 06:06:57 UTC  

you being an autist yes

2018-09-05 06:08:46 UTC  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

2018-09-05 06:34:38 UTC  

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2018-09-05 08:24:04 UTC  

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2018-09-05 08:24:05 UTC  

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2018-09-05 12:11:34 UTC  

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