Message from @Chilliam Ace

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2018-10-06 05:52:51 UTC  

Ea leaks the secret plan
Utnapishtim tells Gilgamesh a secret story that begins in the old city of Shuruppak on the banks of the Euphrates River.
The "great gods" Anu, Enlil, Ninurta, Ennugi, and Ea were sworn to secrecy about their plan to cause the flood.
But the god Ea (Sumerian god Enki) repeated the plan to Utnapishtim through a reed wall in a reed house.
Ea commanded Utnapishtim to demolish his house and build a boat, regardless of the cost, to keep living beings alive.
The boat must have equal dimensions with corresponding width and length and be covered over like Apsu boats.
Utnapishtim promised to do what Ea commanded.
He asked Ea what he should say to the city elders and the population.
Ea tells him to say that Enlil has rejected him and he can no longer reside in the city or set foot in Enlil's territory.
He should also say that he will go down to the Apsu "to live with my lord Ea".
Note: 'Apsu' can refer to a fresh water marsh near the temple of Ea/Enki at the city of Eridu.[9]
Ea will provide abundant rain, a profusion of fowl and fish, and a wealthy harvest of wheat and bread.

2018-10-06 05:52:57 UTC  

Carpenters, reed workers, and other people assembled one morning.
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Five days later, Utnapishtim laid out the exterior walls of the boat of 120 cubits.
The sides of the superstructure had equal lengths of 120 cubits. He also made a drawing of the interior structure.
The boat had six decks [?] divided into seven and nine compartments.
Water plugs were driven into the middle part.
Punting poles and other necessary things were laid in.
Three times 3,600 units of raw bitumen were melted in a kiln and three times 3,600 units of oil were used in addition to two times 3,600 units of oil that were stored in the boat.
Oxen and sheep were slaughtered and ale, beer, oil, and wine were distributed to the workmen, like at a new year's festival.
When the boat was finished, the launching was very difficult. A runway of poles was used to slide the boat into the water.
Two-thirds of the boat was in the water.
Utnapishtim loaded his silver and gold into the boat.
He loaded "all the living beings that I had."
His relatives and craftsmen, and "all the beasts and animals of the field" boarded the boat.
The time arrived, as stated by the god Shamash, to seal the entry door.

2018-10-06 05:53:04 UTC  

Early in the morning at dawn a black cloud arose from the horizon.
The weather was frightful.
Utnapishtim boarded the boat and entrusted the boat and its contents to his boatmaster Puzurammurri who sealed the entry.
The thunder god Adad rumbled in the cloud and storm gods Shullar and Hanish went over mountains and land.
Erragal pulled out the mooring poles and the dikes overflowed.
The Annunnaki gods lit up the land with their lightning.
There was stunned shock at Adad's deeds which turned everything to blackness. The land was shattered like a pot.
All day long the south wind blew rapidly and the water overwhelmed the people like an attack.
No one could see his fellows. They could not recognize each other in the torrent.
The gods were frightened by the flood, and retreated up to the Anu heaven. They cowered like dogs lying by the outer wall.
Ishtar shrieked like a woman in childbirth.
The Mistress of the gods wailed that the old days had turned to clay because "I said evil things in the Assembly of the Gods, ordering a catastrophe to destroy my people who fill the sea like fish."
The other gods were weeping with her and sat sobbing with grief, their lips burning, parched with thirst.
The flood and wind lasted six days and six nights, flattening the land.
On the seventh day, the storm was pounding [intermittently?] like a woman in labor.

2018-10-06 05:53:09 UTC  

The sea calmed and the whirlwind and flood stopped. All day long there was quiet. All humans had turned to clay.
The terrain was as flat as a roof top. Utnapishtim opened a window and felt fresh air on his face.
He fell to his knees and sat weeping, tears streaming down his face. He looked for coastlines at the horizon and saw a region of land.
The boat lodged firmly on mount Nimush which held the boat for several days, allowing no swaying.
On the seventh day he released a dove which flew away, but came back to him. He released a swallow, but it also came back to him.
He released a raven which was able to eat and scratch, and did not circle back to the boat.
He then sent his livestock out in various directions.

2018-10-06 05:53:20 UTC  

"Ishtar shrieked like a woman in childbirth." lmao

2018-10-06 05:53:23 UTC  

tldr;

2018-10-06 05:53:28 UTC  

Im going to save this @β„Œπ”¬π”­ Danke sehr.

2018-10-06 05:53:30 UTC  
2018-10-06 05:53:35 UTC  

bro

2018-10-06 05:53:38 UTC  

BRO

2018-10-06 05:53:48 UTC  

this is ancient Mesopotamian story about a great flood

2018-10-06 05:53:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/496498646783754260/498009992339783680/Screen_Shot_2018-10-03_at_9.02.00_PM.png

2018-10-06 05:53:58 UTC  

and it's noahs ark just fucking read it

2018-10-06 05:54:04 UTC  
2018-10-06 05:54:06 UTC  

WHERE'S NOAH!?

2018-10-06 05:54:10 UTC  

doesn't say

2018-10-06 05:54:10 UTC  

WHERE'S NOAH!?

2018-10-06 05:54:13 UTC  

it's the same story

2018-10-06 05:54:18 UTC  

that's the point

2018-10-06 05:54:42 UTC  

ALI ABDUABIZID! TERRORIST SNITCH!

2018-10-06 05:54:50 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/496498646783754260/498010225945870337/GANG_GANG_BANG_BANG_GAT_GAT_GAT.jpg

2018-10-06 05:54:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/496498646783754260/498010249379184652/ITS_HAPPENINGGGGGG.gif

2018-10-06 05:56:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/496498646783754260/498010519119331328/SPOOKS.gif

2018-10-06 05:56:10 UTC  

I hate that guy

2018-10-06 05:56:18 UTC  

@β„Œπ”¬π”­ πŸ‘ŒπŸ»

2018-10-06 05:56:20 UTC  

his name starts with s right

2018-10-06 05:56:25 UTC  

Max Stirner

2018-10-06 05:56:29 UTC  

Yeah his last name.

2018-10-06 05:56:32 UTC  

yeah

2018-10-06 05:56:36 UTC  

he's so stupid

2018-10-06 05:56:39 UTC  

honestly

2018-10-06 05:56:41 UTC  

sorry if you like him

2018-10-06 05:56:45 UTC  

Heheh. I like that he debunks Marx.

2018-10-06 05:56:56 UTC  

No I don't like him, I just read all sides especially all that I disagree with.

2018-10-06 05:57:01 UTC  

well specifically his view on god and morality

2018-10-06 05:57:07 UTC  

^^ Yeah

2018-10-06 05:59:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/496498646783754260/498011514230538263/image0.jpg

2018-10-06 06:00:36 UTC  

Pro God, pro guns, pro life

2018-10-06 06:05:07 UTC  

According to a 2012 report in Foreign Policy, Mossad agents disguised as Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) officers recruited members of Jundallahβ€”"a Pakistan-based Sunni terrorist organization ... responsible for assassinating Iranian government officials and killing Iranian women and children"β€”to carry out "false flag" operations against Iran, straining Israel's relations with the United States.[24][25]