I typically go with the enthusiastic hello there, more memorable than just a hey, especially if you say it with zeal

so tell me, how can you tell if someone is gay or not

(I know smooth transition

i can tell how thye walk

Is the goal to have sex with them or?

no

Ok good

the way they talk, definitely

just to notice if they are homo or not

yeah talking is a giveaway

gays got that high voice

and be flamboyant

especially if they arent based, theres extra soy in those ones

they usually hang out with girls

fashion is another one, if they look like they spent more on their shoes than the cost of an average powerdrill they are very much gay

i saw a guy trying to crossdress at my college

i noticed him, he was a autistic guy from my highschool

he was wearing a skirt

pretty chubby

and tried growing his hair out long

I'm sure that was arousing

Downy in a drag dress

yeah i got 2nd hand cringe

i don't know how people can do that

i think it's best if people are encouraged to stay the same sex

and that's coming from a libertarian ok

but do you support recreational mcnukes™?

no we aren't ancaps

sweet my windows professor is ok with me not coming today

i also ruined my jacket by brushing up on the door frame in his class

it was my favorite jacket

it had a fresh coat of white paint

guys i need help on how to deal with ANTIFA supporterfags

well antifa is known for their violence

you talking to some?

Sadly

I'm really likely to see some later today

A good 85% chance

ah well uh, depends how many there are

i think it's best to steer clear lol, you know how they are

i don't know up to you