Australia is unironically our greatest ally

^

you sure hey would be willing to join our side

Britain lost Australia

that is so sad

and not pussy out

Except against emus.

@Métropolice @฿ⱤɆӾł₮ɆɆⱤ
>be british
>go to jail for 6 months for trick or treating
the absolute state of bongs

Alexa, reunite the commonwealth

I'd say that's the Philippines tbh @☦ Slouch ☦

Name a war the Aussie haven't fought with us

The EU wouldnt help in a rare occasion, but you leave out NATO

They solicit our navy alot

hmmmm

EU wouldn't help at all, the NATO would lad

@SchloppyDoggo What in God's name?

6 months?

@SchloppyDoggo Dude, curfews are far more common in the US so don't even start bruh. <:PepeChill:378748692741750794>

some EU nations underpaid for NATO anyway

Belgium isn't even a nation

>EU WOULDNT HELP BUT NATO WOULD <:PepeLaugh:418824780922486795>

what are you on about

absolute state of the UK

@฿ⱤɆӾł₮ɆɆⱤ name one city that has an enforced cerfew in america. protip u literally cant

^^^^^

Belgium and Croatia shouldn't exist

@SchloppyDoggo It's mostly rural towns.

If alexa can revive the commonwealth... Alexa, reform the British and German empires and unite them under the Hozehollern monarchy

Belgium and Serbia*

>Name one

@SchloppyDoggo Ferguson

america isnt living under matrial law, the UK is @฿ⱤɆӾł₮ɆɆⱤ

^

Fucking mong

LA in 92

I've never had anyone tell me I was out past curfew kek.

*martial

Serbia had historically existed as a nation

WHY DOES THE UK HAVE A TV LICENSE?

It was Martial law in 92

Croatia is pretty new