so he didnt nearly die

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I feel like this is an act of war from the left. I hope this escalates

https://taskandpurpose.com/pentagon-ricin-mattis/

Sending poison to someone is objectively that

Jail? Death penalty? Cancelling HBO to own john oliver?

I saw Sam Hyde at a gas station in Los Angeles the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen goober boxes in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the boxes and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any russian electoral infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by shouting "Fuck Tim Heidecker" really loudly.

so someone sent poison to the pentagon and to Cruz?

how do you know Cruz was targeted? did they send compromised Monster Zeros?

they sent it to his office

@Cream of the Meme @Patrick Little Jr which of you was the one on the call in show?

Pee

Poo

Poo?

Pee.

Pee?

Pop.

Pop.

Mmmmmmmm

Broke = poo
Woke = pee
Bespoke = Pop.

Mix all three and you got a mighty cocktail tbh

Bruh

lol that cow a nigga

😂 stupid whitey

white factory worker eternally btfo

it's pop not soda

lol

Muhammad the neurologist

TUCKER IS ON THE FIVE

Epic

Cenk gonna get owned

https://imgur.com/a/yJwDPiM ubisoft conference

Yo guys life hack

Drink alot of coffee in the morning

nah

Then when you pee collect it in a thermos (I call this coffpee)

chew caffeine gum

When you get tired at night drink the coffpee

That way you only pay for caffeine once