T. Shut in over here

Burn college

In munecraft

Only go to college if you have a plan

Burn trails

WHOOP WHOOP

and you have a way to pay back your loan

Im a poly sci major so i guess i dont have aplan

Burn women

wow great plan fabio

thinking about rotc next semester

Then ask yourself why the fuck you went to college

i know its larpy

but the money is valid

that's what hookers say

cmob bruh

sure

Sure.

parties are wack at my school

house parties are better

really grimy except for like 2 frats

I'm going to Jamaica if we can't save america

you don't have to invite losers

Criminals are too dumb to matter

most of the time "losers" dont get in bro

A few Brasil nuts stealin' chickens

not if youre rushing

Ratti

most criminals waste themselves mid crime down there anyways

Bombaclot

I too have contemplated risking my life for zog

its solid money

Your party must be all the losers we don't talk to

plus if you want to get into politics

good place to start

Don't get into politics

wasnt planning on it

Burn politics

you mean inbetween a fat black woman and a white hippy with dreads arguing about feminism?

true, you can become a sergeant and start talking about jews when you hit your middle ages

that's politics