they think earth only has that force

so ye

@Hamburger Guy If pink unicorns don't exist in my basement pulling me down to the floor with their invisible tractor beam eyes, why don't we all float away?

That's a burden of proof fallacy

@Human Sheeple but then what does keep us here

Because giving you evidence will not change your mind

I am glad you asked

Welcome to Sheeple's 10 laws of accelerationism!

1. CHANGING THE DENSITY OF THE BODY: https://imgur.com/a/uIY067X

Attach enough helium balloons and you shall float

2. CHANGING THE DENSITY OF THE MEDIUM: https://imgur.com/i0Cww6Y

their density isn't changing

however

when tethered to helim balloons

the avg density changes

so they go up

Fill your room with a dense enough gas or liquid and you shall also float

3. APPLICATION OF PRESSURE VECTORS https://imgur.com/a/g6eAkG6

Stick a big fan under you and you shall float

Exactly because you have more balloons the volume goes up as well as mass, amount of helium

4. APPLICATION OF VISCOSITY TO THE MEDIUM: https://imgur.com/a/5KomCOu

3 is just air pushing you up

Add some glue to your swimming pool or remove the moisture from the air and change your rate of accleration

5. APPLICATION OF DRAG ON THE BODY: https://imgur.com/a/wzaen55

Apply control surfaces, parachutes, fins, change your cross sectional area, change your aerodynamic profile, change the curvature in your body and you will change your acceleration

6. PRESENCE OF ELECTRO-STATIC FIELDS: https://imgur.com/a/pfqfVww

Stick a really big van der graff generator above you and you will be pulled up

7. PRESENCE OF ELECTRO-MAGNETIC FIELDS: https://imgur.com/a/LvRVZ5E

fam those are imgur gifs though

I’m back

how reliable are they really

Make some shoes out of Yttrium Barium Coper Oxide II and have a layer of insulation so you can house the liquid nitrogen, step onto a track made of neodymium magnets and you will float

And no, I’ve never ridden a propeller plane

8. MID AIR RIGID BODY COLLISSIONS: https://imgur.com/35uk4mn

Only jet

Sit in a bulletproof box and get someone to shoot at you with a minigun and you shall ascend up to the sky

9. WAVE PROPULSION: https://imgur.com/BOi8zNF

that's a movie scene

prop planes are better than jets in every way except top speed

Lmao