Message from @Hektor

Discord ID: 501605346859548674


2018-10-16 03:28:19 UTC  

😎

2018-10-16 03:28:40 UTC  

The daily brap more like daily gay

2018-10-16 03:29:30 UTC  

damn bro you sound maaad

2018-10-16 03:30:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441068168845197334/501597761590919188/image0.png

2018-10-16 03:33:44 UTC  

daily braap? more like never fap

2018-10-16 03:35:01 UTC  

Big if true

2018-10-16 03:41:07 UTC  

can we bring a dim goon back into the server just to ban him again after he posts

2018-10-16 03:49:02 UTC  

Hektor more faggot

2018-10-16 03:51:30 UTC  

Day 74 of no fap

As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.

Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike.

I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth.

As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place.

You’re welcome gentlemen

2018-10-16 03:52:25 UTC  

Barry White more like faggot

2018-10-16 03:54:26 UTC  

chadding your own post like a fag

2018-10-16 03:55:57 UTC  

Awakened Saxon more like asleep Saxon

2018-10-16 03:58:43 UTC  

Awakened Saxon more like Sleepy Saxon

2018-10-16 03:59:30 UTC  

cancelled saxon

2018-10-16 04:00:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441068168845197334/501605241368739840/pizza.jpg

2018-10-16 04:00:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441068168845197334/501605263749545985/pizza2.jpg

2018-10-16 04:00:18 UTC  

mmmm

2018-10-16 04:00:20 UTC  

pizza

2018-10-16 04:00:33 UTC  

pizza? that ain't it

2018-10-16 04:00:34 UTC  

Top text more like bottom text

2018-10-16 04:00:42 UTC  

DON'T YOU DARE COUNTERSIGNAL PIZZA

2018-10-16 04:00:56 UTC  

Who's reacting to the pizza with Virgin?

2018-10-16 04:00:58 UTC  

Bada boom

2018-10-16 04:01:09 UTC  

*Cringe

2018-10-16 04:01:21 UTC  

fags

2018-10-16 04:01:23 UTC  

Lurker

2018-10-16 04:03:18 UTC  

Pizza is from Italy, Rome is in Italy, the Vatican is in Rome so if you counter signal pizza you are counter signalling God

2018-10-16 04:04:19 UTC  

But God is a Serb

2018-10-16 04:10:27 UTC  

God was definitely Polish

2018-10-16 04:21:23 UTC  

anyone have good crusader artwork gota dunk on the pagans

2018-10-16 04:22:03 UTC  

Y delete?

2018-10-16 04:23:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441068168845197334/501611103785058304/a6da57b4f0759472452460fafd3e3d75.png

2018-10-16 04:24:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441068168845197334/501611431972700190/DpmhzEMXgAARi-d.png

2018-10-16 04:25:43 UTC  

ay name your next daughter greg

2018-10-16 04:30:45 UTC  

use actual crusade art from the period

2018-10-16 04:31:08 UTC  

Do we do post show takes or is that a boomer thing now?

2018-10-16 04:31:35 UTC  

where you the person nick complained about in the show?

2018-10-16 04:31:53 UTC  

Which person