Message from @Earth

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2019-05-05 00:28:05 UTC  

We love climate science. Its our religion!

2019-05-05 00:28:12 UTC  

So basically dont mock flat earthers lol

2019-05-05 00:28:18 UTC  

no

2019-05-05 00:28:34 UTC  

The Religion of climate !

2019-05-05 00:28:42 UTC  

😂

2019-05-05 00:28:50 UTC  

This is entertaining

2019-05-05 00:29:05 UTC  

Co2 is bad for trees!

2019-05-05 00:29:27 UTC  

Co2 is not .04% !!!

2019-05-05 00:29:52 UTC  

If we had 20% less co2, the trees would be way happier!

2019-05-05 00:29:52 UTC  

Im also not .04%

2019-05-05 00:30:20 UTC  

I cant believe people think co2 is good!

2019-05-05 00:30:31 UTC  

We need to tax co2!

2019-05-05 00:31:08 UTC  

The liberal politicians are right. We need to tax co2. Then they will save us!

2019-05-05 00:31:32 UTC  

Save me!

2019-05-05 00:31:41 UTC  

But arent the politicians .04%

2019-05-05 00:31:44 UTC  

Only the 🐝s

2019-05-05 00:31:45 UTC  

?

2019-05-05 00:31:56 UTC  

I am guilty of co2
I must pay my indulgence tax!

2019-05-05 00:33:10 UTC  

Me: Forgive me government, for i have sinned.

Government: pay us a sin tax, we will save you!

2019-05-05 00:33:11 UTC  

Im sure decades of air polution wont have any effect

2019-05-05 00:33:20 UTC  

yeah

2019-05-05 00:33:24 UTC  

Like that hair spray that carved a hole in the ozone layer

2019-05-05 00:33:29 UTC  

Forgive me i have sinned co2

2019-05-05 00:33:30 UTC  

That was no biggie

2019-05-05 00:33:45 UTC  

I breathed out

2019-05-05 00:33:52 UTC  

Sorry

2019-05-05 00:33:54 UTC  

Opps

2019-05-05 00:34:15 UTC  

Trees dont do better with more co2

2019-05-05 00:34:18 UTC  

or sulfur dioxide, no big deal

2019-05-05 00:34:29 UTC  

Humans cant handle up to 1% co2

2019-05-05 00:34:38 UTC  

.04% is way to much

2019-05-05 00:35:08 UTC  

Saying more co2 is better for trees is like saying dumbing fertilizer or water on plants is better for the plants

2019-05-05 00:35:11 UTC  

50% co2, raising to .06% would kill humans and then trees would die

2019-05-05 00:35:36 UTC  

Just drown the flowers in water

2019-05-05 00:35:53 UTC  

Dumping fertilizer and water.on plants is bad for plants!

2019-05-05 00:36:12 UTC  

increased co2 levels cause more heat

2019-05-05 00:36:19 UTC  

more heat cause drought

2019-05-05 00:36:27 UTC  

drought bad for plant

2019-05-05 00:36:32 UTC  

More co2 intake in trees and plants doesnt help their immunity or their water consumption needs!

2019-05-05 00:37:05 UTC  

The earth isnt greening because of co2. Dummies. The earth is greening because of nitrogen!

2019-05-05 00:37:06 UTC  

Plants crave electrolytes