that's what gay people do

you've been outed

i am a brick with arms and legs, you can't do that

aaaahhhh FUCK

NO

FUCK

SHIT

WHY GOD WHY! THERE IS NO REASON FOR THIS!#

MY MIND IS NO LONGER USEFUL

IT'S BEEN RUINED

I was forced to imagine rogue moaning sexually.... I'll never be the same

GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD

I've never been one to react much to horror. But this has scared me more than anything else throughout my life

http://img03.deviantart.net/90a2/i/2012/045/6/b/get_out_of_my_head_by_letholdus-d4ps6f9.jpg

It takes fucking forever to masturbate in the shower

do what?

Fuk u

what do you mean?

It just takes more effort

I get really light headed after

How weak are you?

Get some excersise cunt

I'm pretty sure it's the heat

or take cold showers instead, they are good for you

I turned on the cold water because i was really hot after

Don't go straight from hot to cold

that will fuck you up

It didn't feel cold

It was cool

Even though it was on the really cold setting

okay

science time

your nuts don't work well in hot water

Thanks science man

👍

It's more of a long term than short term thing

your nuts don't produce sperm as well in any heat

Ya

Like the sauna that is your ballsack

taking cold showers instead of hot can increase your sperm count

and increase your chances of fathering an unwanted child you never love