Message from @Dad Bot

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2017-01-11 20:13:21 UTC  

what

2017-01-12 08:29:02 UTC  

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2017-01-12 20:54:14 UTC  

```Things MGS fans are okay with:
- Pyschic powers
- Ghosts
- Magical Raven beams
- A man surviving both a Hind D crash, both crashing off a huge bipedal tank, both falling down the remains of said bipedal tank and crashing down in an end of a tunnel near a cliff
- Snake not dying from Foxdie
- The Cobra Unit
- A man powered by electricity
- Fortune's heart being on the right

Things MGS fans are NOT okay with:
- A man resurrected by taking over another man through his arm
- Nanomachines

Clearly, those two are the far fetched ones```

2017-01-12 20:57:11 UTC  

you forgot zombies

2017-01-12 20:57:24 UTC  

Survive isn't real

2017-01-12 20:57:31 UTC  

It's just a dream

2017-01-12 20:57:43 UTC  

A really bad dream

2017-01-12 21:37:35 UTC  

I accually am ok with nanomachines

2017-01-14 11:01:28 UTC  

I'm okay with all of those

2017-01-14 11:01:28 UTC  

Hi okay with all of those, i'm dad!

2017-01-14 11:01:41 UTC  

Oh

2017-01-14 11:01:54 UTC  

Nice

2017-01-14 12:12:33 UTC  

I am drowsy

2017-01-14 12:12:47 UTC  

I have to drive an hour out of town and back

2017-01-14 12:12:52 UTC  

And I haven't slept

2017-01-14 12:12:57 UTC  

I'm gonna die

2017-01-14 12:12:57 UTC  

Hi gonna die, i'm dad!

2017-01-14 12:13:12 UTC  

Oh fuck off

2017-01-14 12:13:21 UTC  

Old chapped cunt

2017-01-14 18:11:33 UTC  

Hi in a really dark place and am very depressed, i'm dad!

2017-01-14 18:27:59 UTC  

Are you actually

2017-01-15 15:25:55 UTC  

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2017-01-15 16:40:18 UTC  

Ewwwww

2017-01-15 16:41:41 UTC  

which one?

2017-01-15 17:02:08 UTC  

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2017-01-15 17:12:15 UTC  

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2017-01-15 17:12:33 UTC  

Hello fellow youngsters

2017-01-15 17:15:15 UTC  

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2017-01-15 17:17:28 UTC  

Haga eggs dee

2017-01-15 19:10:28 UTC  

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2017-01-15 19:21:04 UTC  

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2017-01-15 19:30:37 UTC  

The fake ass cigarette tho

2017-01-15 19:59:25 UTC  

What

2017-01-15 19:59:27 UTC  

It's a meme

2017-01-15 20:00:21 UTC  

You didn't get the joke I guess

2017-01-15 22:10:13 UTC  

No I get it

2017-01-15 22:10:28 UTC  

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2017-01-15 22:10:43 UTC  

Oh god

2017-01-15 22:11:04 UTC  

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2017-01-15 22:11:49 UTC  

you should've taken the opportunity and reposted that to 9gag to get their watermark on it too