peeing slowly and making less noise

peeing on the side of the bowl to avoid making noise

inserting body directly into the toilet water and peeing directly inside to avoid making noise

drinking all the toilet water and peeing inside the toilet water with no water to avoid making noise

drinking all the toilet water and peeing inside the toilet with no water to avoid making noise

drinking your pee and quietly gargling then slowly spitting into the toilet over the course of 3 hours to avoid making noise

peeing on the floor then soaking up the pee with a sponge and lathering the sponge in soap and cleaning your toilet with it squeezing sponge quietly

putting a military grade suppressor on your body while peeing and aiming with a precise 45 degree angle to bounce off the wall into the toilet bowl silently

peeing on your hand and then using a flashlight and magnifying glass to evaporate the pee without making any noise after several months

peeing into your own eyes and blinking several times to sprinkle it into the toilet without making any sounds

peeing directly into the water resevoir so that when someone else pees the flush water blends in with the new pee so it doesn't make any noise

peeing into the sink while it is running so that the sound of the pee is overshadowed and doesn't make any noise

peeing into the air with a parabolic arc and catching it in your mouth and then drinking it so it doesn't make any noise

peeing backwards into your asshole which you are holding open until it is full of pee and then clenching it shut and waiting until you have to shit so you can pass it off as diarrhea, making no noise

climbing onto the sink and doing a handstand while slowly peeing onto the lightbulb above the sink so it will slowly vaporize the pee over the course of several hours so it doesn't make any noise

watching psychic videos on Youtube on your phone until you can perfectly predict the future so your pee at just the right points in bursts over thosand of years so cosmic rays will irridiate the piss particles until they become radioactive and decay into the air making no noise

putting your dick up to the wall outlet and peeing so electricity will travel up it and stop your heart and then they bury you but you learned to restart your heartbeat from Tibetan monks so you wake up again and climb up through the dirt and start a new life in Argentina with cyborg immortal Hitler until you can seize power together creating the Fourth Reich so you have the resources to develop quantum stealth technology and a time machine so you travel back in time and give it to your past self so you can pee without making any noise

carefully removing the floor tiles until you can see the dirt below the bathroom and carefully digging a hole over the course of several years releasing the excess dirt through your pant legs every time you go outside and then creating a fake water bottle recycling machine at the local supermarket to collect water bottles untl you have tens of thousands and you pee in them silently over the course of your entire life and store them in your secret undeground facility until you die where they remain for several billions of years until the Sun becomes a red giant and swallows the Earth and the particles will drift in space until a new solar system is formed and another civilization's version of you will repear the process for eons until the universe undergoes heat death but then another universe will arise and then the process will advance to the next dimension of existence and the next untl there are no more left to ascend to and then it will loop until the process breaks and there is nothing left at all, making no noise

discovering the secrets to quantum physics using quantum tunneling to travel to a far away galaxy to urinate directly into the center of blazar which contains the highest levels of heat, luminosity and noise ever recorded in the universe ever to drown out the noise of you urinating but then your quantum tunneling causes vacuum decay to spread through the universe at a rate faster than the speed of light which causes the Higg's field to disintegrate and all matter and energy to no longer exist creating a reality that will never be able to support any life meaning that nothing will ever exist to be observed and that existence is completely void of any emotion and anything truly meaningful and that all life on Earth and other life-supporting planets will be completely wiped out so quickly that they don't even realise they've died because time is not the same concept in this new quantum field, making no noise

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Shut up Tom you think the Institute is terraforming the Commonwealth

Peeing while mixing vodka with water and drinking it inside toilet while haveing nazi symbol on ur jacket and saying heil mein führer dosen't make any noise.

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