Message from @eli

Discord ID: 231565223562182656


2016-09-30 23:37:35 UTC  

~ears perk up~

2016-09-30 23:38:00 UTC  

I was gonna turn it into an emote

2016-09-30 23:38:05 UTC  

But I decided not to

2016-09-30 23:38:13 UTC  

k

2016-09-30 23:40:38 UTC  

That is why I keep my porn in a folder far away from the "My Videos" folder

2016-09-30 23:41:14 UTC  

what was it uploading?

2016-09-30 23:42:06 UTC  

One time I was messaging my ex on FB. And for some reason I had a porn image saved to my clipboard. I accidentally hit paste and almost sent it. Thankfully there was the cancel button to save me.

2016-09-30 23:42:14 UTC  

Never has my heart sank deeper than that.

2016-09-30 23:44:30 UTC  

how would you know if im circumsized

2016-09-30 23:45:21 UTC  

I just do

2016-09-30 23:45:30 UTC  

its my 6th sense

2016-09-30 23:45:31 UTC  

oh

2016-09-30 23:45:41 UTC  

well uh

2016-09-30 23:45:52 UTC  

yeah pretty much circed

2016-09-30 23:45:52 UTC  

oh no

2016-09-30 23:46:06 UTC  

hell yeah

2016-09-30 23:46:46 UTC  

Yuri's 6th sense power is confirmed.

2016-09-30 23:46:53 UTC  

^

2016-09-30 23:56:40 UTC  

word of advice

2016-09-30 23:56:49 UTC  

dont go into <#189020441631916032>

2016-09-30 23:57:31 UTC  

wo

2016-09-30 23:59:56 UTC  

I should have listened. Took a few minutes for my computer to respond. >_<

2016-09-30 23:59:58 UTC  

Fuk off

2016-10-01 00:00:12 UTC  

Fuck off inside of Venom

2016-10-01 00:00:48 UTC  

Same

2016-10-01 00:00:54 UTC  

I'm hungry af yo

2016-10-01 00:01:17 UTC  

I am, too

2016-10-01 00:01:29 UTC  

I've been pigging out for days. Still hungry

2016-10-01 00:02:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/231566440937816067/unknown.png

2016-10-01 00:02:39 UTC  

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2016-10-01 00:02:58 UTC  

Not too fond of supreme pizza

2016-10-01 00:03:10 UTC  

Some of it I like, some of it I don't.

2016-10-01 00:03:37 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/231566756886347776/unknown.png

2016-10-01 00:03:38 UTC  

I don't mind the red and green peppers. But I prefer pepperoni with mushrooms.

2016-10-01 00:04:02 UTC  

I see a shrimp. I like shrimp

2016-10-01 00:04:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/231566896430972928/5167071.png

2016-10-01 00:04:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/231566918597738496/unknown.png

2016-10-01 00:04:31 UTC  

Will have spaghetti in a few minutes.

2016-10-01 00:05:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/231567213054656522/unknown.png

2016-10-01 00:05:30 UTC  

Fuck off yuri

2016-10-01 00:05:33 UTC  

I'm dying