👏

Kojima is god xd

It really needs to be nuked

Stomp on it like you're in Dead Space tbh

people in my school are retarded

a solution to stop a vending machine from being tipped over: "change it's orientation"

yes it is true that will stop it from being tipped over

but your solution to stopping it from being tipped over, is to tip it over

seems fine, it won't tip over if it's standing correctly

no no

it's on it's side

then how can it tip over? is it not on a flat surface?

no it's to stop people from tipping

to get free shit

it works as a solution, but you've also just done what you're trying to avoid

yeah but you don't have to shoot a dog for every Pepsi that falls down, do you

just open the glass and put it back in

Guys

Is it normal to get the KJP and Konami logo after mission 11?

Yes

GG @sexyelderadoᴰᵉˢᵗᵃᵘᶜʰ, you just advanced to **level 1** !

you get it after every mission if you don't press A

dingus

Really?

Weird

yes

it's part of the movie experience

TV show experience

like the frame damaging when you're hurt and the lens flares

It's fucking annoying

and the camera focusing on what's inside a building and making it impossible to see anything outside

And how Venom gets all blurry when I try to take a close look at him for a screenshot

and how

ummmmm

I hate that

and how it's like a movie

Screenshots are always blurry

Your dick is blurry

it's too big I had to move the camera

may have moved a bit too much

Give me directions to the Chicopee registry