Message from @_Than0s_14
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One time, when I lived in a garage
I survived on takeout pizza, coffee and bologna sandwiches cause I was living in a garage and couldn't cook anything. Anyway, this extremely poor diet meant that some days I would wake up in the morning with very urgent diarrhea and the nearest toilet was at a Starbucks a 5 minute walk away. This was not going to wait that long. I had to improvise.
I grabbed a plastic shopping bag, spread the handles, and squatted over it, just in time to have my asshole explode and half fill the bag with shit the consistency of a Wendy's frosty. I didn't have a garbage can or anything so I just tied the bag off and threw it in a black garbage bag with some other stuff and dumped the whole thing in an alley a few blocks away.
In my city, it's pretty common for crackheads to cut open your garbage bags to look for documents to steal your identity with and I guess some poor sucker fell for my bag. I went walking through that alley a few days later, the contents of the bag were strewn about, including my shit which was smeared in handprints all over one wall of the alley.
tl;dr some crackhead dug through my garbage and covered themselves in my shit. Feels good man.
TY
Everyone say goodnight
and don't make too much noises
He was just sending that Antifa to God
remember ((( Alexander Reid Ross )))
>implying antifa go to heaven
>etnic
Hahahahaha
Wtf haha
What do you call it when Mexicans illegally cross US border?
Tresspacito.
thoughts?
What the fuck is that
some guy who claims hes a nat soc
Dear god
Tell him to lose weight
shitty meme made not by me
