Message from @dunce

Discord ID: 264747612526215198


2016-12-31 13:27:22 UTC  

I don't know half of my close relatives

2016-12-31 13:27:39 UTC  

you should trace them back, find them and pretend you're their poor relative

2016-12-31 13:27:47 UTC  

hey it's me your brother

2016-12-31 13:27:53 UTC  

Yes "close"

2016-12-31 13:27:58 UTC  

my father was adopted

2016-12-31 13:28:13 UTC  

and I've never met my aunty or one of my cousins on my mother's side

2016-12-31 13:29:09 UTC  

pretty good

2016-12-31 13:29:24 UTC  

my life is like the royal family when all the princes went off to fuck people

2016-12-31 13:29:37 UTC  

it's harder to find someone without royal blood here

2016-12-31 13:30:00 UTC  

hey it's me your brother

2016-12-31 13:30:42 UTC  

sheep?

2016-12-31 13:30:59 UTC  

well i hope you dont wind up fucking one of your sisters

2016-12-31 13:31:06 UTC  

do it

2016-12-31 13:31:32 UTC  

rogue meeting someone is gonna be a chance encounter anyway

2016-12-31 13:31:40 UTC  

that would fucking be gross

2016-12-31 13:31:50 UTC  

id be fucking sick for life

2016-12-31 13:31:52 UTC  

don't call his sister gross

2016-12-31 13:31:58 UTC  

i didnt

2016-12-31 13:32:19 UTC  

and this is where we tell rogue he's adopted

2016-12-31 13:32:19 UTC  

him fucking his sister not knowing it was his sister woiuld be gross

2016-12-31 13:32:29 UTC  

have you ever seen Star Wars?

2016-12-31 13:32:38 UTC  

lol

2016-12-31 13:32:53 UTC  

ya you cant even ship stuff to tasmania

2016-12-31 13:33:00 UTC  

Send me xbox pls

2016-12-31 13:33:06 UTC  

we managed to ship people over there

2016-12-31 13:33:13 UTC  

sure pay for the shipping

2016-12-31 13:33:21 UTC  

No

2016-12-31 13:33:28 UTC  

well]

2016-12-31 13:33:45 UTC  

stop being an asshole

2016-12-31 13:34:00 UTC  

You're related

2016-12-31 13:34:02 UTC  

awwwwww

2016-12-31 13:34:03 UTC  

maybe he IS your brother

2016-12-31 13:34:13 UTC  

no

2016-12-31 13:34:15 UTC  

Fuck him

2016-12-31 13:34:18 UTC  

Maybe they're the same person

2016-12-31 13:34:21 UTC  

maybe she isn't your birth mother rogue

2016-12-31 13:34:25 UTC  

LoL

2016-12-31 13:34:34 UTC  

they were twins

2016-12-31 13:34:41 UTC  

seperated at birth

2016-12-31 13:34:46 UTC  

did you know that both my parents never turned up to my birth

2016-12-31 13:34:56 UTC  

dude