Message from @Sexy Zombie Roo

Discord ID: 266507604233027585


2017-01-05 10:03:03 UTC  

I was on a baseball team once

2017-01-05 10:03:13 UTC  

Never played baseball before

2017-01-05 10:03:16 UTC  

Never got to do shit though aside from practice

2017-01-05 10:03:24 UTC  

Dont you need like, arm strength for baseball homu

2017-01-05 10:03:35 UTC  

I saw that

2017-01-05 10:03:38 UTC  

Was good

2017-01-05 10:03:52 UTC  

Fuk u chaos im am the fuckin strong

2017-01-05 10:04:05 UTC  

^ Post bicep.

2017-01-05 10:04:05 UTC  

But yeah, one practice

2017-01-05 10:04:13 UTC  

Post bicep

2017-01-05 10:04:21 UTC  

The coach accidentally threw the baseball at my head

2017-01-05 10:04:24 UTC  

Post golfball roo

2017-01-05 10:04:32 UTC  

"Accidentally"

2017-01-05 10:04:33 UTC  

* potato.

2017-01-05 10:04:37 UTC  

Tried to make up the story that it bounced off my bat

2017-01-05 10:04:55 UTC  

So maybe it wasnt very accidental like chaos said

2017-01-05 10:05:16 UTC  

But yeah I didn't cry about it, sat down with like an icepack or something

2017-01-05 10:05:38 UTC  

My rugby coach when I was young would constantly throw balls at kids heads, on purpose.

2017-01-05 10:06:00 UTC  

And then the kid that I thought was super cool on the team came over and told me how I was tough and stuff

2017-01-05 10:06:04 UTC  

I got my head bopped by the bat once.

2017-01-05 10:06:09 UTC  

And then after he left I started crying

2017-01-05 10:06:12 UTC  

*Bop it*

2017-01-05 10:06:16 UTC  

^

2017-01-05 10:06:20 UTC  

Thats all I remember from it

2017-01-05 10:06:24 UTC  

My creepy rugby coach drove me home once

2017-01-05 10:06:29 UTC  

It was very weird

2017-01-05 10:06:37 UTC  

Did you get some?

2017-01-05 10:06:48 UTC  

Probably did

2017-01-05 10:06:51 UTC  

That's why it was weird.

2017-01-05 10:07:02 UTC  

I don't wanna talk about it no mo

2017-01-05 10:07:05 UTC  

:(

2017-01-05 10:07:05 UTC  

😉

2017-01-05 10:07:13 UTC  

Was Roo your coach

2017-01-05 10:07:16 UTC  

Yes

2017-01-05 10:07:19 UTC  

😉

2017-01-05 10:07:21 UTC  

And zyzz

2017-01-05 10:07:22 UTC  

no wonder

2017-01-05 10:07:30 UTC  

Roo isn't Zyzz

2017-01-05 10:07:40 UTC  

He has 10 years left to achieve that

2017-01-05 10:07:40 UTC  

Zyzz is teaching me from heaven