Message from @ya boi

Discord ID: 267485895458816010


2017-01-08 00:01:28 UTC  

bbye

2017-01-08 00:05:30 UTC  

Oh that's right I remember, the day my chinese landlord came over I was scared and went to hide my dog not being instinctively racist or anything but I'm not supossed to have dogs allowed in the apartment but you know he comes every once in a while to check the apartment is in good conditon and then I went and hid my dog in the oven, he was sleeping and I decided that if I let the oven a little bit open he wouldn't notice then he came around the kitchen area and while I was trying to drive him away from there to another place he kept insisting that he needs to check something there, so out of nowhere I went and closed the oven and he then went and check the stove, the stove wasn't mine actually it was the apartments so he went to turn it on, notice this guy is a real fucking asshole, really wants to dick me down for my security deposit or something but he can fuck right off with that shit, I was panicking trying to turn the gas off because of the dog, the dog was being a real good sport because he wasn't making any noise like he knew the reality of the situation and then a couple minutes later he upped and left pissed that he couldn't pin anything on me and I rushed straight through the oven to check my dog was ok , he was but then the next day I forgot about my roomate who was also chinese, he ate the dog

2017-01-08 00:06:42 UTC  

Oh that's right I remember, the day my chinese landlord came over I was scared and went to hide my dog not being instinctively racist or anything but I'm not supossed to have dogs allowed in the apartment but you know he comes every once in a while to check the apartment is in good conditon and then I went and hid my dog in the oven, he was sleeping and I decided that if I let the oven a little bit open he wouldn't notice then he came around the kitchen area and while I was trying to drive him away from there to another place he kept insisting that he needs to check something there, so out of nowhere I went and closed the oven and he then went and check the stove, the stove wasn't mine actually it was the apartments so he went to turn it on, notice this guy is a real fucking asshole, really wants to dick me down for my security deposit or something but he can fuck right off with that shit, I was panicking trying to turn the gas off because of the dog, the dog was being a real good sport because he wasn't making any noise like he knew the reality of the situation and then a couple minutes later he upped and left pissed that he couldn't pin anything on me and I rushed straight through the oven to check my dog was ok , he was but then the next day I forgot about my roomate who was also chinese, he ate the dog

2017-01-08 00:13:52 UTC  

Do it!

2017-01-08 00:14:02 UTC  

what

2017-01-08 00:14:27 UTC  

Eat the dog

2017-01-08 00:14:35 UTC  

I'm not chinese wtf

2017-01-08 00:14:45 UTC  

I know

2017-01-08 00:27:21 UTC  

@nrg did you get the pic

2017-01-08 00:29:39 UTC  

No

2017-01-08 00:29:58 UTC  

damn

2017-01-08 00:30:09 UTC  

I'll let you see when I take a better one tonight

2017-01-08 00:30:16 UTC  

it's so cold

2017-01-08 00:30:24 UTC  

Just how I like it and snowing

2017-01-08 00:30:59 UTC  

Lucky

2017-01-08 00:55:33 UTC  
2017-01-08 00:55:40 UTC  

WHAT'S UP ROO

2017-01-08 00:55:42 UTC  

MY BOO

2017-01-08 02:15:43 UTC  

I don't think Kirk's been on all day

2017-01-08 02:15:55 UTC  

Guess he's enjoying that new freedom already

2017-01-08 02:53:27 UTC  

Wasn't it just like 1000 dollars

2017-01-08 02:57:43 UTC  

I dunno

2017-01-08 05:14:47 UTC  

sup

2017-01-08 05:26:13 UTC  

There was a water slide

2017-01-08 05:26:25 UTC  

A shit load of balloons

2017-01-08 05:46:09 UTC  

I was wondering what happened to Kirk; what I miss about that?

2017-01-08 05:46:17 UTC  

oh, he's here

2017-01-08 05:50:11 UTC  

He won some money and he's too good for us :(

2017-01-08 05:51:53 UTC  

Uhh

2017-01-08 05:52:12 UTC  

WOOPS

2017-01-08 06:53:39 UTC  

oh

2017-01-08 08:05:15 UTC  

I regret making a class presentation on memes

2017-01-08 08:05:19 UTC  

So many stale memes

2017-01-08 08:05:33 UTC  

post the file

2017-01-08 08:07:51 UTC  

I just went on youtube and one of the first videos that shows up on the popular tab(?) is called "child abduction experiment"

2017-01-08 08:19:04 UTC  

Ethan Bradberry?

2017-01-08 10:01:04 UTC  

hi everyone

2017-01-08 10:06:10 UTC  

Hi

2017-01-08 10:24:58 UTC  

Who's that stranger danger in red?

2017-01-08 10:25:20 UTC  

me