Message from @a lone father k

Discord ID: 292220079293071360


2017-03-17 08:51:50 UTC  

but you are degenerate

2017-03-17 08:51:58 UTC  

That's true

2017-03-17 08:52:05 UTC  

Not going to deny that

2017-03-17 08:52:22 UTC  

its just that all tasmanians are degenerates, hence the increased likelyhood of being a metal gear fan

2017-03-17 08:52:29 UTC  

You make it sound like Tasmanians are the backwood rednecks of Australia

2017-03-17 08:52:37 UTC  

it is

2017-03-17 08:52:41 UTC  

but it's worse

2017-03-17 08:53:03 UTC  

why do you think we sepperated ourselves from them with sea?

2017-03-17 08:53:07 UTC  

it was necessary

2017-03-17 08:54:55 UTC  

I don't know, budget cuts?

2017-03-17 08:55:04 UTC  

The inbreeding?

2017-03-17 08:55:16 UTC  

Can you tell an ex-tasmanian by their accent

2017-03-17 08:55:34 UTC  

Depends on how crafty they are

2017-03-17 08:56:06 UTC  

some tasmanians are especially devious and manage to disguise themselves as a normal member of society

2017-03-17 08:56:23 UTC  

But usually even they are not difficult to sniff out

2017-03-17 08:57:16 UTC  

WORN

2017-03-17 08:57:17 UTC  

G

2017-03-17 08:57:27 UTC  

ur subversive ways wont go by unchecked

2017-03-17 08:57:36 UTC  

if you ever supect someone of hiding their tasmanianness just point behind and say "hey is that your sister" and 100% of the time a tasmanian will unzip his pants before he realises it was a lie

2017-03-17 08:58:07 UTC  

hmph

2017-03-17 08:58:16 UTC  

i don like u now

2017-03-17 08:58:16 UTC  

I'm laughing my ass off

2017-03-17 08:58:34 UTC  

this is now a tasmanian server

2017-03-17 08:59:07 UTC  

I know these things because I spent 7 long years on that island

2017-03-17 08:59:25 UTC  

I've seen awful things

2017-03-17 08:59:33 UTC  

What about Perth, Melbourne and Queenslanders?

2017-03-17 08:59:39 UTC  

thos would have been best 7 years ever

2017-03-17 08:59:52 UTC  

mainlanders are salty

2017-03-17 09:00:00 UTC  

they wish they lived on our beautiful island

2017-03-17 09:02:26 UTC  

Melbourners should just be ignored as long as they've had some coffee they are average people, Queenslanders are wrongheaded but you can dismiss them like you do with old people "oh, never mind jack, he's from queensland don't let it bother you" and Perth people are either hardcunt miner types or clinically depressed because they live in perth and the only form of entertainment is blockbuster video stores.

2017-03-17 09:03:42 UTC  

rip blockbuster 😦

2017-03-17 09:03:53 UTC  

They still exist in perth I guarantee it

2017-03-17 09:03:54 UTC  

I only know of one mor store down here

2017-03-17 09:04:10 UTC  

what you described fit every people living in countryside ever...

2017-03-17 09:04:21 UTC  

which one?

2017-03-17 09:04:37 UTC  

all of them, except maybe melbourners

2017-03-17 09:05:09 UTC  

Tasmanians are actually a very happy bunch of people

2017-03-17 09:05:18 UTC  

advanced beyond mortal man

2017-03-17 09:05:25 UTC  

utopian, actualy

2017-03-17 09:05:32 UTC  

Queensland is trying as long as possible not to make it illegal for teachers to beat students in schools

2017-03-17 09:05:42 UTC  

for some reason