Message from @Al_Bi

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2018-04-20 00:17:47 UTC  

like the european union

2018-04-20 00:17:49 UTC  

but without all the uhh

2018-04-20 00:17:51 UTC  

fucking gay

2018-04-20 00:17:55 UTC  

All the jewness

2018-04-20 00:17:58 UTC  

Like if France said "you know what, we actually want the Purchase back," the states would whoop some baguette ass

2018-04-20 00:17:59 UTC  

and brother hatred

2018-04-20 00:18:07 UTC  

before about 1830 the common conception of the country was a union of states, not as a single entity

2018-04-20 00:18:08 UTC  

also military

2018-04-20 00:18:09 UTC  

and post

2018-04-20 00:18:27 UTC  

Hmm I see

2018-04-20 00:18:32 UTC  

Very interesting

2018-04-20 00:18:52 UTC  

the massachusetts legislature threatened to secede in 1841

2018-04-20 00:18:55 UTC  

see the european union wouldnt be so bad if all european countries didnt start off hating each other

2018-04-20 00:18:59 UTC  

thats what the us was

2018-04-20 00:19:02 UTC  

little known fact

2018-04-20 00:19:10 UTC  

imagine the european union but all the member states actually like each other

2018-04-20 00:19:11 UTC  

that was us

2018-04-20 00:19:16 UTC  

also less autism

2018-04-20 00:19:28 UTC  

The EU wants to become its own country like the US <:ree:378697077066039297>

2018-04-20 00:19:36 UTC  

yeah but they cant

2018-04-20 00:19:45 UTC  

That’s the good part

2018-04-20 00:19:54 UTC  

because they all hate each other

2018-04-20 00:20:12 UTC  

germans hate frenchies and frenchies hate italians and so on and so forth

2018-04-20 00:20:14 UTC  

They like to leach off eachother too

2018-04-20 00:20:26 UTC  

Greece needs all the shekels it can get

2018-04-20 00:20:29 UTC  

yeah the small ones are basically the dont talk to me or my son versions of the big ones

2018-04-20 00:20:48 UTC  

not even 20 years after threatening secession from the union, massachusetts was sending its boys to kill their southern brethren for seceding

2018-04-20 00:21:03 UTC  

*I r o n y*

2018-04-20 00:21:05 UTC  

the secession was perfectly legal reeee

2018-04-20 00:21:34 UTC  

lincoln was a rude dude for not allowing it and then trying to work it out during his presidency

2018-04-20 00:21:51 UTC  

>letting your country fracture itself whenever it wants

2018-04-20 00:22:10 UTC  

the problem started when the union just outright told the states to fuck off before listening to what they wanted

2018-04-20 00:22:20 UTC  

lincoln should have been assassinated MUCH sooner

2018-04-20 00:22:44 UTC  

"you should not be able to impose laws on us territories that aren't states yet"

2018-04-20 00:22:48 UTC  

that's literally it

2018-04-20 00:22:53 UTC  

Eh, i could never advocate for assassination but i see your point

2018-04-20 00:22:54 UTC  

>not working with your countrymen to better understand the issues they face that are totally different to the ones you face in the north and instead just saying "eh we'll just crush em in like 6 months" but then you get your ass handed to you for 5 years straight

2018-04-20 00:23:04 UTC  

yea that

2018-04-20 00:23:38 UTC  

Read Guns of the South if you want a book about the confederacy winning the war

2018-04-20 00:23:43 UTC  

assassination of political leaders is a gray area in my book

2018-04-20 00:23:47 UTC  

It also has time traveling South African boers