I unironically have had lucid dreams about sql

I find if I sleep in, I'm practically lucid dreaming. I'm aware I'm in bed dreaming and can control a dream

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN dude, same. One time I smacked my face into the wall and woke up with a bloody nose

I had dreams about Dairy Queen when I worked there

Only big brain nibbas dream in SQL and Dir.

@DairyMaxx very hardcore

Having an out of body experience at like 3 years old is legit

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN Punching walls is quintessentially white so that's fine

But I don't wanna get too eccentric in here

It is now time for IE Friday Esoteric posting

@fgtveassassin don't break glass ceilings, sleep punch the wall!

You guys know what the worse nightmare is? When you dream that there was a class you forgot you signed up and now you have to get all the assignments done by tomorrow

Who here has activated their metaprograming circuit

now that is a spooky dream

That reminds me though for a while I'd have these weird spasms sometimes and they'd wake me up and I elbowed my then girlfriend in the head because of it

@sigruna14 “tickles my tism” I’m dying

@Jacob I still have dreams I didn’t take a test in like 4th grade so nothing I did since then counts

@sigruna14 you meet aliens, jesters or elves?

So I have to go back to elementary school

I’m always just like “oh ok”

When I was in the seminary I would get woken up by a monstrous black figure in my room and I was jolted awake

I once had a dream repeat itself over 6 times, each time I would get up. Get ready for middle school, the whole nine yards, and wake up again. I was so pissed off at my dream

@ophiuchus holy shit I have the exact same dream dude
there's been multiple variations
I've had to go back to high school, middle school, etc

@Jacob No the worst nightmare is dreaming your high school figured out years later they made a mistake on your grades so you have to go back to high school in your 20s.

@Nemets bruh you’re like an incarnated /x/ post

what are thoughts on ASMR?- PROVIDED that it isn't obvious cringe, girlfriend, surrogacy. Just sounds.

@DixieBoy76 - KY I've had that one

@sigruna14 haha ya that's the one me and @ophiuchus have gotten
didn't know it was so common

@missliterallywho I had one of the head priests bless my room with holy water and an exorcism prayer

@sigruna14 I HAVE THAT DREAM ALL OF THE TIME

The worst is the repeating waking dream that your gf sleeping next to you is an imposter 😭

wtf

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN Does nothing for me. Just sounds. Mildly interesting at best. Certain music, on the other hand, can nearly alter my very consciousness.

Had a dream that I accidentally stole like a million dollars

is this a common dream among identitarians?

And then went to prison

I never had the like “oh no you went to school naked” apparently common dream

@Nemets Was that from your Ukraine visit?

can we have Patrick @everyone and do a survey on who else had the "go back to middle school" dream

Y’all I just saw a light moving outside my window.... I live on a farm

I always had dreams as a child that I’d be in the back seat of a car, there’d be no driver and it would just drive off into the woods somewhere and then the lights would cut