european monarchs are big gay

since 1952

She was queen when a bunch of colonies started getting independent

if only edward hadnt abdicated <:feelsdeadman:400002799359754251>

Like Africa and shit

Long live Edward

Should’ve brought together the anglos and the Germans during the war

Would’ve been fuckin beautiful

Edward abdicated the throne so he could marry an American

Chad move tbh

she was an old divorcee

Incredibly virgin move

She just satisfied his incredibly wild kinks if the stories and rumors are true

Tbh I’m kind of a purist with royalty shit. Not meaning like incest but brit royalty should marry a brit

Same with all other countries

Oh boy oh boy its almost epic time fellas

Current house is Germanic, they’re krauts

Not even British truly

Smh

If Rees-moggs wasn’t a dirty c*tholic, I’d almost like to see the old man rise up. He looks about as British as anyone

5 more mins

pretty sure tsar nicholas II also came from a german line

george 5 and tsar nicholas 2 look incredibly alike

George V literally changed his last name so people wouldn’t find out he was German

@Al_Bi n

George V, Wilhelm II, and Nicholas II were all cousins

I changed my last name so people wouldn’t know I’m black

I used to be Alamo Niggerisha

But now I’m alamo [redacted]

Alamo Texas

alamo texasstein

FUCK

2 minutes until epic time as mandated by Southern oh boy

Till midnight?

Idk

Alamo Texasburg

Epic time

Epic time

Mal Mortustein

midnight isnt for another hour

I have something epic to share at 12