Message from @Mr. Bowlnonymous
Discord ID: 404483086575730688
No bowlmo
I used to get fat bowlwood to Pam Anderson on Home Improvement
I saw my first playboy at like age 4 or 5
big bowl bush
i immediately got an erection
FUCK YU MEDICAL "SCIENCE"
i had literally no idea
I want mexibeans sent on a one way bus ticket back to taco land.
correction
i had one idea only
and taht was
Rape
hey whats this hard thing, i need to stick it in that thing
literally genetic memory for the win
i never had to have sex explained to me
I've been having erections since I was 7
before i was 5 I was like "gotta hvae that pussy"
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internally
I thought to myself, gee this is as hard as piece of wood
i remember being in schoola nd the health teacher was like "you cant piss with an erection, and you cant have sexual enticement before puberty"
i was lke "wrong on both counts"
i told that dyke to come to my house in the morning
i will show her how to piss with an erection
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this dyke cunt used to give bad info to the girls
she used to tell them they WOULD DEFINITELY get pregnant
the first time they ahve sex
because thats how it works
and that you can get pregnant from oral sex
I use to put hot wheels in my underwear when I was little and it caused me to have a UTI
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Woops
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mmm kathy lee crosby
brb
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ok back