Screeeeeeeencutted

humility levels approaching godtier

haha @The Final Bowlution I know this is mortal kombat but I hope richie spenther has the chun li kick move

lol

thot successfully patrolled

Dudes

I'm gonna confess

Since @Joseph Goebbowls was honest

I literally whacked my bowl to SNES 16 bit Sonya Blade as a wee bowlther

No secrets, bowlthers

I want jews out of my country and sent a one way ticket to holocaustvillle

when I was a kid in the late 70s i used to press my toddler dick up against Cathy Lee Crosby on the TV screen when she was on "That's Incredibowl"

Hahahahahahahga

@Joseph Goebbowls I love you

Niggers can go back to Africa, get aids and die

No bowlmo

I used to get fat bowlwood to Pam Anderson on Home Improvement

I saw my first playboy at like age 4 or 5

big bowl bush

i immediately got an erection

FUCK YU MEDICAL "SCIENCE"

i had literally no idea

I want mexibeans sent on a one way bus ticket back to taco land.

correction

i had one idea only

and taht was

Rape

hey whats this hard thing, i need to stick it in that thing

literally genetic memory for the win

i never had to have sex explained to me

I've been having erections since I was 7

before i was 5 I was like "gotta hvae that pussy"

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internally

I thought to myself, gee this is as hard as piece of wood

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i remember being in schoola nd the health teacher was like "you cant piss with an erection, and you cant have sexual enticement before puberty"

i was lke "wrong on both counts"

i told that dyke to come to my house in the morning