Consider it a threat

i will use my psycho-kinesis to force you to fuck oprah

Oosh

dude

im bad for making outlandish claims

and then someone dares me

and then i feel compulsed to do whatever i said

one time i made a joke during the ice bucket challenge

i said take the jerk off to oprah challenge

someone called me out on it

it took me literally 45 minutes

and i had to make it a rape scenario

like a hate fuck kill scenario

why am i telling any of you this

Hahahahhhahahahaga

Screeeeeeeencutted

humility levels approaching godtier

haha @The Final Bowlution I know this is mortal kombat but I hope richie spenther has the chun li kick move

lol

thot successfully patrolled

Dudes

I'm gonna confess

Since @Joseph Goebbowls was honest

I literally whacked my bowl to SNES 16 bit Sonya Blade as a wee bowlther

No secrets, bowlthers

I want jews out of my country and sent a one way ticket to holocaustvillle

when I was a kid in the late 70s i used to press my toddler dick up against Cathy Lee Crosby on the TV screen when she was on "That's Incredibowl"

Hahahahahahahga

@Joseph Goebbowls I love you

Niggers can go back to Africa, get aids and die

No bowlmo

I used to get fat bowlwood to Pam Anderson on Home Improvement

I saw my first playboy at like age 4 or 5

big bowl bush

i immediately got an erection

FUCK YU MEDICAL "SCIENCE"

i had literally no idea

I want mexibeans sent on a one way bus ticket back to taco land.

correction