Message from @Jarl

Discord ID: 568100558548762625


2019-04-17 15:19:30 UTC  

Imagine the book of your life, its covers, its beginning and end, and your birth and your death. You can only know the moments in between, the moments that make up your life. It makes no sense for you to fear what is outside of those covers, whether before your birth or after your death

2019-04-17 15:19:58 UTC  

Ay uh I plan on going to Finland and uh, I need some suggestions for clothing and uh tips and stuff yeah

2019-04-17 15:20:42 UTC  

When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

2019-04-17 15:22:05 UTC  

my lips dry

2019-04-17 15:24:31 UTC  

.yt chapstick

2019-04-17 15:26:40 UTC  

): not those lips

2019-04-17 15:26:47 UTC  

kidding

2019-04-17 15:27:00 UTC  

Who uses burts bees?

2019-04-17 15:34:19 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/567069784433491985/568096917796683806/image0_3.jpg

2019-04-17 15:34:32 UTC  

yang is not based

2019-04-17 15:39:00 UTC  

<#542426332152201216>

2019-04-17 15:41:00 UTC  
2019-04-17 15:43:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/567069784433491985/568099307765628948/image0.jpg

2019-04-17 15:44:06 UTC  

FUCKED

2019-04-17 15:44:09 UTC  

<:soy:415618830056947732>

2019-04-17 15:45:17 UTC  

remember the 15 million

2019-04-17 15:48:47 UTC  

@Alibaba those must include soldiers who fought which is wrong as the enemy killed them (hitler)

2019-04-17 15:49:02 UTC  

I hope my daughter becomes a butch dyke

2019-04-17 15:51:45 UTC  

I hope your daughter isn't born then

2019-04-17 15:53:34 UTC  

Same

2019-04-17 15:54:54 UTC  

.yt sam Hyde your dad

2019-04-17 15:54:57 UTC  

i hope i dont get a daughter but a son

2019-04-17 15:55:12 UTC  

Same

2019-04-17 15:55:41 UTC  

atleast alot of sons so they can protect my daughter

2019-04-17 15:58:11 UTC  

.yt children farming

2019-04-17 15:58:21 UTC  

not that:(

2019-04-17 15:58:21 UTC  

if you don't go above replacement level you might as well kill yourself tbh

2019-04-17 15:59:31 UTC  

Can u imagine

2019-04-17 15:59:33 UTC  

are you white?

2019-04-17 15:59:35 UTC  

Studying comp sci

2019-04-17 15:59:36 UTC  

sinagoga?

2019-04-17 15:59:41 UTC  

CAN YOU IMAGINE

2019-04-17 15:59:46 UTC  

tf is that

2019-04-17 15:59:53 UTC  

CO MP UTER SCIENCE

2019-04-17 16:00:00 UTC  

COS U GOT TOLD