Message from @Mr. Bowlnonymous
Discord ID: 404866771166953472
Wa waaaah
i took a week off or so
i was building ranch tolerance
had to let it go down
tapped back into the ranch source last night and im still bowlin bowlin bowlin bowlin
I am going to relocate to the hidden valley
im pretty sure its the nectar of the gods
i will dine on honeydew and drink the ranchy buttermilk of paradise
I make my own ranch
Taste 6 million times better then the bottled shit
im hooked on this gfs shit
I hate that buttermilk taste that they have
I've tried so many different brands
i havea a bottle of buttermilk ranch hidden valley in the fridge
i always hated ranch
Hidden valley, Kraft, wishbone
once i got this gfs shit its on now
ranchpilled
I might have to leave bowl patrol if you keep talking about tendies and ranch while I’m dieting
i wanna rub it on my gums
franks sweet chili is good as fuick
doesnt taste like franks red hot at all
@Sammy Woodchipperz tendies?
Dafaq
You don’t know what tendies are?
Nope
slaps plate*
Chicken tenders
Oh
Shiet
You're dieting?
The official food of the aut right
Why?
heh
I need to lose weight
How much do you weigh?
Weight, height
i worked with a millennial dude and he only ate tendies
6’1”
we went evreywhere man, high dollar