Message from @Deadbeat Radio
Discord ID: 705065220040687667
wheres this fat nigger out
we need to coax feet pics out of him
Hes a busy dude though
2 jobs, plus 2 "side jobs"
But hes useful to know.
Just wish he was free to train more with me and the other locals
*roof korean intensifies*
@Mr Walkway94 bru
I thought of my lifes final mission
What's that bud
If Kim is still alive. Infiltrate North Korea.
Get close to him
And hit that mother fucker with a "ur fat lol"
I'd die. But it would be E🅱️ic
It would be worth the execution lol
Def
Very e🅱️ip
It didn’t clear my skull
Brub
I swear we all share rue same shit I JUST shared that like 10 mins ago
Look at this office birb
Birds dont real
Kill it it’s a Chinese drone
Birds did 9/11
things that are not aesthetic
You're welcome
What the fak
If I knew I wouldnt be posting it.
Scene:
Phase 1: grab butt
Man: *grabs girl's butt* "damn lil mama, you fart out that ass??"
Woman: "get away from me freak!" *slaps him*
Phase 2: feed her
Man: "sorry, that was very inappropriate of me. I Apologize. May i interest you in some authentic Mexican tacos?"
Woman: "wow, you just grabbed my ass and said some weird shit and you think I'm going to go eat tacos with you??"
Man: "yes"
Woman: "you right. Let's go..."
Phase 3: cuddle her
Man: "haha you've got some mild sauce dripping down your face. Here lemme get that for you" *uses napkin to clean it off*
Woman: "why does that napkin smell funn..." *goes unconscious*
Man: *gently gathers her up in his arms and places her in the back of his van*
Phase 4: fuck her good
Man: *takes her to the hospital*
Woman: *has epilepsy, but doesn't have insurance. Gets stuck with medical bill she can't afford*
Man: "I didn't know. I'm so sorry"
Woman: "you really fucked me over, but it's not your fault. You were just being a good person"
Man: *grabs her ass* "but for real tho, you fart out that ass?"
You got a way with the ladies there @slvr_neo