I can light a match on my face

You grow a beard in the winter and have at least a mustache in the summer

I rock a goatee in the summer

>beards are manly
>but I'm not manly enough to post my face

heh yank

Cmon faggot

women get damp when they touch @Alex Jones's beard

Post it

like Fred Durst

women like men who can groom themselves

>ur a pussy post face
Fuck you kid

prince the mighty Anzac @-Prince

i showed you my dick now answer me

just heard a bang at like 3.44am

gunshot sounding bang

>women like men who groom themselves
No women like men real men manly men who hands are like sandpaper and grips like iron

face like sand paper and a body like steel

@Alex Jones I'm 134lb, I can only tone my muscles so much. I'm trying to put on more weight but it takes a while.

you look like a tweaker

Also YES I KILLED THE SPIDERMAN, NO I DONT REGRET IT

how much crack u smoke?

I quit drugs ages ago

lies

it worked for getting off the fat

how you join the military with a crack addiction @-Prince

Man those 3 chest hairs

literal femboy

^

Im a beastman, literal winter coat rn

he is gay so

Tru

put some lipstick on

you could probably pass

>no chest hair

wtf

posting your dinner on OH and expecting compliments

>not having hair everywhere
Bet he shaves his balls liek a pussy

posting yourself on OH and expecting not to be doxxed for shits n giggles

BANG

>not shaving your dick

wtf is that