I missed the prank call?

I was too busy beating my dick

He blew up when I mentioned how he'll never be a NYT columnist

Why beat your dick when you have multiple thots?

Lmfbo

We recorded it, no worries

I have one now

I got rid of the other one because she was annoying

You will never work for the New York Times joe Bernstein

@Sammy Woodchipperz [REDACTED] didn't pick up so we called [REDACTED] and ((([REDACTED])))

Also nobody beats my dick better than I do

True

In my experience, women are terrible at using their hands

@WhiteTrash is editing it for upload as I speak

OK two things

1

2

Handies are boring as fuck and I hate when women try to do that to me

2 If a woman is good at a handjob she's either a tranny or a slut

Both are 100% fact

https://youtu.be/3rJmoNlBjEE

They usually try to do it when their mouth gets tired

Bitch stop grabbing my dick I'm way better at this than you are

If they do that I usually tell them to stop and do it myself

Why would you do it yourself there is a woman right there just grab her head and fuck the shit out of it

Or that

When will the prank call be ready holy shit

@Vic_Mackey Did you guys record that because i couldnt hear it that well

Daily reminder that thots pollute the soul

Stay smart and keep your weiner in check bowls

That is all

Daily reminder that Jews pollute entire nations and have been doing so since the beginning of time

^

Should be hourly

Daily reminder that a people have the jews they deserve

Nations have the Jews they deserve

Who said that?

Codreanu

Thanks

I couldn't remember who

"A country has the Jews it deserves. Just as mosquitoes can thrive and settle only in swamps, likewise the former can only thrive in the swamps of our sins."