Message from Sammy Woodchipperz in Bowl Patrol #bowlnut_gallery

2018-01-26 04:08:40 UTC  

what happened

2018-01-26 04:08:49 UTC  

I missed the prank call?

2018-01-26 04:08:54 UTC  

I was too busy beating my dick

2018-01-26 04:09:06 UTC  

He blew up when I mentioned how he'll never be a NYT columnist

2018-01-26 04:09:13 UTC  

Why beat your dick when you have multiple thots?

2018-01-26 04:09:22 UTC  


2018-01-26 04:09:24 UTC  

We recorded it, no worries

2018-01-26 04:09:28 UTC  

I have one now

2018-01-26 04:09:38 UTC  

I got rid of the other one because she was annoying

2018-01-26 04:09:42 UTC  

You will never work for the New York Times joe Bernstein

2018-01-26 04:09:54 UTC  

@Sammy Woodchipperz [REDACTED] didn't pick up so we called [REDACTED] and ((([REDACTED])))

2018-01-26 04:09:58 UTC  

Also nobody beats my dick better than I do

2018-01-26 04:10:06 UTC  


2018-01-26 04:10:22 UTC  

In my experience, women are terrible at using their hands

2018-01-26 04:10:38 UTC  

@WhiteTrash is editing it for upload as I speak

2018-01-26 04:10:42 UTC  

OK two things

2018-01-26 04:10:44 UTC  


2018-01-26 04:10:55 UTC  


2018-01-26 04:10:56 UTC  

Handies are boring as fuck and I hate when women try to do that to me

2018-01-26 04:11:01 UTC  

2 If a woman is good at a handjob she's either a tranny or a slut

2018-01-26 04:11:14 UTC  

Both are 100% fact

2018-01-26 04:11:36 UTC  

They usually try to do it when their mouth gets tired

2018-01-26 04:12:15 UTC  

Bitch stop grabbing my dick I'm way better at this than you are

2018-01-26 04:12:41 UTC  

If they do that I usually tell them to stop and do it myself

2018-01-26 04:13:12 UTC  

Why would you do it yourself there is a woman right there just grab her head and fuck the shit out of it

2018-01-26 04:13:41 UTC  

Or that

2018-01-26 04:20:05 UTC  

When will the prank call be ready holy shit

2018-01-26 04:28:39 UTC  

@Vic_Mackey Did you guys record that because i couldnt hear it that well

2018-01-26 04:29:10 UTC  

Daily reminder that thots pollute the soul

2018-01-26 04:29:28 UTC  

Stay smart and keep your weiner in check bowls

2018-01-26 04:29:31 UTC  

That is all

2018-01-26 04:29:58 UTC  

Daily reminder that Jews pollute entire nations and have been doing so since the beginning of time

2018-01-26 04:30:07 UTC  


2018-01-26 04:30:12 UTC  

Should be hourly

2018-01-26 04:30:35 UTC  

Daily reminder that a people have the jews they deserve

2018-01-26 04:30:50 UTC  

Nations have the Jews they deserve

2018-01-26 04:30:57 UTC  

Who said that?

2018-01-26 04:31:03 UTC  


2018-01-26 04:31:11 UTC  


2018-01-26 04:31:19 UTC  

I couldn't remember who