yes it OH fault

i'm a gamer the most oppressed group in the world

tru

>OH is the source of all my problems

veronica no

True

@Gordon Frohman I got lunch date with a kiwi girl tomorrow

Am I cool yet?

you always are

>kiwi girl

she better be thicc

I hope it doesnt get cancelled, youll end up demotivated like me

She is thicc

@Shakti teach me more buddhism

@TK who the fuck in tarnation are you

@MrSpac that is of none of your concern

I always peak at that ass when she's sweeping at the Cafe she works at

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nice

Kiwis are like chill Australians

kiwis are aussies but without the salt from losing to fucking birds

biirds?

Emus

the emu things

Emus irl are genuinely scary

You don't know what they're gonna do

nigger you have a tank

when the Buddha was born the astrologers said he would either be a great king or a great sage

Those fucking eyes stare into your soul

The great Emu war ah I remember now...

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All they had to do was make emu hunting legal

the father of Gautama surrounded him with worldly obsessions of desire

@Leaf me alone it still is

and then what happened

>an emu ate my baby

?

the Buddha only knew the false reality his father had conjured up

They post bounties on emus and they found out that was more effective than military action

one day he goes outside his palace with a courtier