My hands would've gotten messy with ketchup

theres not much ketchup

Looks like a once over with the bottle

I beg to differ

Unless that's just red sauce

thats ketchup

I beg your face got all messy though

nope

If that was America that'd just be a hotdog

Lmao why you euros so complicated yet got no flavor

u got small hands

bro

>no flavour
>Is American

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@TK nah its just big

reminds me of the time subway hired midgets for their advertisements

to make their products seem bigger

except i am oposite of a midget

@TK San is a sticc Finnish boy

He's got thin hands

ik but just thats what subway did once

i am 6'4 btw

you'll always be a midget in my heart

despite you being 4 inches taller than me

Those 4 inches matter

Wonder who's the shortest male

Better not be me

I'm 6ft something

5'7

Fucking flip genes

Hoyhoyhoyhoyhoy

🇵🇭 🇵🇭 🇵🇭

lmao

You're also brown

Hahaha

Niggers

My Nana is still a looker, even at eighty. Whenever I bathe her in the driveway, I'm always impressed by her sinewy physique. I'll be like "Nana you're ripped bro" and she'll be like "nothing but clean living and good genes" then I'll be like "clean living? You ain't been sober an entire day since Nixon was still on the teet" and she'll be like "you'd drink too if you had such a shitty family" and I'll be like "maybe if you didn't have so much side wang pop-pop wouldn't have moved to Reno" and she'll be like "he moved to Reno because Schenectady was getting overrun with Mexicans" and I'll be like "Nana that's racist" then she'll say "then why don't you move there." This goes on until I'm done hosing her off, at which point I take her back inside, but her in front of a TV playing Diagnosis: Murder reruns, and give her a box of wine with a straw. Old people need the routine.

Augh

Argg

French

no u