Message from @TK

Discord ID: 502451424303775752


2018-10-18 11:24:09 UTC  

Hahaha

2018-10-18 11:26:43 UTC  

Niggers

2018-10-18 11:27:15 UTC  

My Nana is still a looker, even at eighty. Whenever I bathe her in the driveway, I'm always impressed by her sinewy physique. I'll be like "Nana you're ripped bro" and she'll be like "nothing but clean living and good genes" then I'll be like "clean living? You ain't been sober an entire day since Nixon was still on the teet" and she'll be like "you'd drink too if you had such a shitty family" and I'll be like "maybe if you didn't have so much side wang pop-pop wouldn't have moved to Reno" and she'll be like "he moved to Reno because Schenectady was getting overrun with Mexicans" and I'll be like "Nana that's racist" then she'll say "then why don't you move there." This goes on until I'm done hosing her off, at which point I take her back inside, but her in front of a TV playing Diagnosis: Murder reruns, and give her a box of wine with a straw. Old people need the routine.

2018-10-18 11:40:16 UTC  

Augh

2018-10-18 11:40:18 UTC  

Argg

2018-10-18 11:40:21 UTC  

French

2018-10-18 11:46:36 UTC  

no u

2018-10-18 11:47:12 UTC  

yt ways to say dame

2018-10-18 11:47:13 UTC  

[Hransrap:7293] ways to say dame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g4I_cLhyMI

2018-10-18 11:48:03 UTC  

kys

2018-10-18 11:48:26 UTC  

n

2018-10-18 11:48:26 UTC  

o

2018-10-18 11:48:34 UTC  

u

2018-10-18 11:50:20 UTC  

daame

2018-10-18 11:57:23 UTC  

yt kissing my brother

2018-10-18 11:57:23 UTC  

[Hransrap:7293] kissing my brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgsmsZXMflk

2018-10-18 12:00:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/501350101273542656/502450976998031396/forsenC.webm

2018-10-18 12:01:59 UTC  

forsenC forsenGun TriHard

2018-10-18 12:02:19 UTC  

<:forsenwhip:279982078559518720>

2018-10-18 12:02:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/501350101273542656/502451423443681280/Meatballs.webm

2018-10-18 12:03:20 UTC  

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2018-10-18 12:03:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/501350101273542656/502451655850328064/video_2.mov

2018-10-18 12:04:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/501350101273542656/502451814881558529/IMG_20181014_090500.jpg

2018-10-18 12:06:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/501350101273542656/502452345582649344/blyaat.mp4

2018-10-18 12:06:26 UTC  

forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

2018-10-18 12:06:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/501350101273542656/502452511442206721/aziz.mp4

2018-10-18 12:10:24 UTC  

"theres no such thing as a white jew"

2018-10-18 12:10:27 UTC  

woke

2018-10-18 12:10:30 UTC  

So, I have an ultimatum.

First, um, so Bill Gates and the Illuminati gotta herd the nigger cattle, WOO WOO, WE GOTTA HERD THE NIGGER CATTLE, WE GOTTA HERD THE NIGGER CATTLE, they got a big herd of niggercattle. Yippie-ka-yay, we're nigger cattle herders, we gotta herd the nigger cattle. They are the most docile fuckin' nigger cattle, we got them so docile, we got this big awesome herd of nigger cattle and they SHIT and they sit there and they watch tv and they SHIT. It's the best fuckin' herd of nigger cattle, we took away all their guns, now they just SHIT and we watch them and we're rich, we are so fucking rich. We have so much fucking money. We got this herd of nigger cattle, WOO WOO, we gotta, we're milking the fucking nigger cattle, it's the best thing ever.

So that's what the Illuminati got, aaand I got a space alien. So, here's my ultimatum:

You can live in hell with your herd of nigger cattle,
OR
You can put me in charge of the Space Alien Temple - the third temple.
Okay? That simple. Have fun with your nigger cattle, cuz I sure as hell ain't gonna suck your fuckin' jewnigger cock. Fuck yourself, you think I'm gonna fuckin' enjoy nigger cattle after I've had a fuckin' space alien? Are you fuckin' crazy? I've got a fucking space alien! Of course I'm not gonna fuck, fuck with niggercattle, fuck yourself! You think I'm- Enjoy your fuckin' nigger cattle,
you got the nigger cattle,
you got the nigger cattle,
you got the nigger cattle,
GO, GO, GO, GO,
you got the nigger cattle,
You got a fucking herd of nigger cattle WOO WOO WOO, we got 'em so docile, they just shit all day, ain't that great?

2018-10-18 12:10:36 UTC  

ah

2018-10-18 12:10:40 UTC  

terry a davis copy pastas

2018-10-18 12:10:54 UTC  

heres one

2018-10-18 12:10:54 UTC  

The atheist nigger CIA must surrender to the IRA by Dec 15.

Obama and the atheist CIA wake each day and ask, "How can we fuck God, today? I know! We'll make nuns perform abortions. We make homos dance naked in Russian churches in front of old church ladies. Isn't that hilarious? We'll make a complete mockery of marriage because, after all, niggers don't have fathers and that's not fair. My wife, Michelle, wants there to be no cupcakes for school.

2018-10-18 12:11:21 UTC  

Lmao this is pretty great

2018-10-18 12:11:23 UTC  

Saved

2018-10-18 12:11:39 UTC  

the atheist nigger CIA

2018-10-18 12:11:46 UTC  

who also happen to glow in the dark

2018-10-18 12:12:51 UTC  

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